Song Lyrics Kathy Mar - Chick Joke    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> K>> Kathy Mar Singer Lyrics [Kathy Mar other resources]>> Chick Joke Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Kathy Mar Music Title/Track: Chick Joke Theme ID: 3388 Album: N/A It was the regular Tuesday luncheon The ladies had raised a glass or two And the talk was a little louder And the gossip fairly flew When a tall and beautiful Blue-eyed blond young man Sat down nearby And every single lady At the table... gave a sigh But there was one who kept on staring Just like a dieter at cake And her friends tried to ignore her Sure it was a big mistake Till the gorgeous blond Adonis Met her eyes and made her blush And when he'd walked on over Started speaking... in that hush If you have a hundred dollars And you will give that sum to me I will do whatever thing you ask No matter what it may be No matter how strange or kinky No problem perverse, or just absurd With only this one condition You must say it... in three words The lady pulled out a crisp new bill As she thought of what he said And laid it on his open palm Like a blanket on a bed And the whole damn restaurant Held its breath As still as any mouse And in that silence she spoke these words ... "Clean my house" Words and music:Kathy Mar Copyright 2002 Kathy Mar Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Everybody Here, Fix, Fly To The Light, Fox-Woman, Give My Children Wings, Goodbye To Sol And Terra, Grendel, Harvey, Heartwarming, Heaven-Con, Howling Mountain, I am Lord, I Am the Locust, I Drink Your Eyes, I See You Everywhere, Ice, Ivory Rose, Jealous of Your Time, Jonathan, Joy, Lady Ellen, Legend, Look Away, Looking, Lucky Charm, Magic Trance, Man Of Red, Man of War, Marching in the Streets, Minus, Mother Ocean, Mr. Right, No Heroes, Nobodys Moggy Now, One Foot Over The Waterfall, One Night Stand, Orion, Pied Piper, Polyphemus, Razor, Remembrance, Saddest, Sea Cradle, Shai Hulud, Ship of Stone, Shoulda, Sister-Wife, Smear Of Red, Song of a Dryad, Songbird, Other Kathy Mar song Lyrics Bamboo Wind Lyrics Barbie Cues Lyrics Basilisk Lyrics Behold Lyrics Between Grass Shores Lyrics Bhigg House Lyrics Box Lyrics Boy Genius Lyrics Brownies Lyrics Call Him Lord Lyrics Calm Down Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Kathy Matea Lyrics Kathy Mattea Lyrics Kathy Troccoli Lyrics Kathy Young Lyrics Kathy Young and The Innocents Lyrics Kathy Young With The Innocents Lyrics Katie Holmes Lyrics Katie Leyden Lyrics katie may Lyrics KATIE MELUA Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy