Song Lyrics Kathy Mar - Heaven-Con    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> K>> Kathy Mar Singer Lyrics [Kathy Mar other resources]>> Heaven-Con Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Kathy Mar Music Title/Track: Heaven-Con Theme ID: 3408 Album: N/A There's a Hilton in the sky For all the good fen when they die The elevators never stick The banquets don't serve plastic chicken Only grade A prime And you're guaranteed a real good time That just goes on and on If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con It's membership by invitation only And all the hotel rooms and meals are comps The wet-bar in the consuite is a freebie And all femme-fen are ready for a romp The bathtubs are all filled with girls and Jell-O And every author waits your beck and call They ask for your advice on their new novels And ask for autographs out in the hall There's a Hilton in the sky For all the good fen when they die The panels never start till three No one disturbs you when you're sleeping All the filk songs rhyme And you're guaranteed a real good time That just goes on and on If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con There's mirrors on the ceiling in each bedroom And 3-D videos on every wall And levitators waiting at your elbow For the times when you're too drunk to even crawl The dealer's room extends eternal credit They just forget to send the bills along And when you make your way into the filkroom You find you've been immortalized in song There's a Hilton in the sky For all the good fen when they die The bidding parties never end And all the other fen are friendly Boredom is a crime And you're guaranteed a real good time That just goes on and on If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con Words and music:Kathy Mar Copyright 1985 Kathy Mar Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Lady Ellen, Legend, Look Away, Looking, Lucky Charm, Magic Trance, Man Of Red, Man of War, Marching in the Streets, Minus, Mother Ocean, Mr. Right, No Heroes, Nobodys Moggy Now, One Foot Over The Waterfall, One Night Stand, Orion, Pied Piper, Polyphemus, Razor, Remembrance, Saddest, Sea Cradle, Shai Hulud, Ship of Stone, Shoulda, Sister-Wife, Smear Of Red, Song of a Dryad, Songbird, Sonnet, Spoon, Starhearken, Starship And Haiku, Starsinger, Television Lovers, The Further Adventures of Starsinger, The Sheep Look Up, The Wild Geese, Traveling Song, Twisted, Vapor Angels, Velveteen, Water To My Thirst, When Giants Walked, White Water, Winter Rose, World Inside the Crystal, Wounded Birds, You Are My Dreamer, Other Kathy Mar song Lyrics Bamboo Wind Lyrics Barbie Cues Lyrics Basilisk Lyrics Behold Lyrics Between Grass Shores Lyrics Bhigg House Lyrics Box Lyrics Boy Genius Lyrics Brownies Lyrics Call Him Lord Lyrics Calm Down Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Kathy Matea Lyrics Kathy Mattea Lyrics Kathy Troccoli Lyrics Kathy Young Lyrics Kathy Young and The Innocents Lyrics Kathy Young With The Innocents Lyrics Katie Holmes Lyrics Katie Leyden Lyrics katie may Lyrics KATIE MELUA Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy