Song Lyrics Keen Robert Earl - Merry Christmas From The Family    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> K>> Keen Robert Earl Singer Lyrics [Keen Robert Earl other resources]>> Merry Christmas From The Family Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Keen Robert Earl Music Title/Track: Merry Christmas From The Family Theme ID: 4202 Album: N/A Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party. We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog. Little sister brought her new boyfriend. He was a Mexican. We didn't know what to think of him until he sang Feliz Navidad. Brother Ken brought his kids with him- the three from his first wife Lynn, and the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell. Of course he brought his new wife, Kay- who talks all about AA, chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel, the First Noel. Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on. Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone. Send somebody to the Quik Pak store, we need some icing and extension cords, a can of bean dip and some Diet Rite, a box of tampons and some more Burl Ives. Halleluia everybody say cheese, Merry Christmas from the Family. Fran and Rita drove from Harlogen. I can't remember how I'm kin to them. But when they tried to plug their motor home in, they blew our Christmas lights. Cousin David knew just what went wrong so we all waited out on our front lawn. He threw the breaker and the lights came on and we sang Silent Night, oh Silent Night. Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on Make bloody marys cause we all want one. Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go, we need some celery and a can of fake snow, a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite, a box of tampons and some Salem Lights. Halleluia everybody say cheese, Merry Christmas from the Family. Feliz Navidad... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Dragonlord, Dryland, I Deny, Nectarous Red, Obliterator, Orb of man, Pain Humanised, Towards I Roam, Adriano (Letzte Warnung), A Raindance Narrative, A Simple Deed, American Fights, Black Dress In A B Movie, Cartoon Life, Color By Number, Eight Months Till May, Engaging War, Final Moments, Forlorn, Girls Dont Know, Girls Dont Know, I Never Like The Way You Danced, I Never Liked The Way You Danced, Infinity Road, Lacquer Lipstick, Letter To A Hostage, Lonliness, Math Is Wrong, One Season Too Late, One Season Too Late (Electrical), Paper Cuts And Broken Hearts, Papercuts And Broken Hearts, PapercutsandBroken Hearts, Roses Of Picardy, She Hums Like A Radio, Slander, Sleep, Space Bound, Sweet White Lies, The Alcohol Diary, The Art Of Collapsing, The Beginning Of The End Of Sound, The Negative Space, The Only Light We See, The Only Light We Shall See, The Way You Love Me (Punk Cover), Third Wish, Ticket To Russia, Twenty Percent, Twenty-Percent, Other Keen Robert Earl song Lyrics Barbeque Lyrics Corpus Christi Bay Lyrics Jennifer Johnson And Me Lyrics Fourth Of July Lyrics I Wonder Where My Baby Is Tonight Lyrics Levelland Lyrics Oh Rosie Lyrics Over The Waterfall Lyrics Shades Of Gray Lyrics Then Came Lo Mein Lyrics Billy Gray Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Keep Of Kalessin Lyrics Keep Of Kalessins Lyrics Keepers Brothers Lyrics Keepsake Lyrics Keeyel Lyrics Kehaekettu Setae Koponen Lyrics Keimzeit Lyrics KeimzeitbrBREIT Lyrics Keisha Tolbert Lyrics Keisha White Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy