Song Lyrics Keith Toby - The Critic    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> K>> Keith Toby Singer Lyrics [Keith Toby other resources]>> The Critic Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Keith Toby Music Title/Track: The Critic Theme ID: 4717 Album: N/A Tell it like it is... He gets up real early on his mornin drive. Down to the office for his 9 to 5. He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car. Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he's The Critic. Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business. He flunked junior high band he couldn't march in time. He tried to write a song once, he couldn't make it rhyme. He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar, he just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he's a critic. I work for the Gazette man...I got a real job. He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard. He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word. He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise, his boss said I can't even tell if anybody's even readin your page. Yea... So he thought...and he thought a little more. He caught a young hot star headin into town, and then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down. Here come the letters, the e-mails, the faxes, they raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes. He's a happy critic... He's rollin in the dough... Man I could do this forever...this is easy. Everybody's readin my column! Please don't tell my mom, that I write the music column for the Gazette. She still thinks I play piano down at the Cathouse. Let's get funky with this now boys...Play it on out. Come on Shannon. There's ole Biff jumpin in. ?? is layin it down. Come on Shannon. Aww yea, my man Steve. Man my fingers are gettin tired...y'all gonna have to hurry. This snappin thing...wearin me out. Hello Shannon. Guess he's on coffee break man. -a Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Santas Gonna Take It All Back, The Night Before Christmas, A Little Luck Of Our Own, Arms of Mary, Better Life, Billy, Blue Jeans, Blue Stranger, But for the Grace of God, Country Comfort, Days Go By, Desiree, Dont Go, Dont Shut Me Out, Dont Shut Me Out, Freedoms Finally Mine, Freedoms Finally Mine, Future Plans, Ghost in His Guitar, Ghost in This Guitar, Gods Been Good To Me, Got It Bad, Hank Dont Fail Me Now, Hank Dont Fail Me Now, Hold on to Your Dreams, Homespun Love, I Could Fly, I Never Work on a Sunday, I Thought You Knew, I Wanna Be Your Everything, I Wanna Be Your Man, I Wanna Be Your Man (Forever), I Wanna Love Somebody Like You, I Wannna Be Your Man, I Wannna Be Your Man (Forever), If You Wanna Stay, Its a Love Thing, Its A Love Thing, Jeans On, Just Some Love, Live To Love Another Day, Love We Got Goin, Lovin on the Side, Making Memories Of Us, Man of the House, My Last Name, My One Chord Song, Nobody Drinks Alone, One Chord Song (Hidden Track), Only You, Other Keith Toby song Lyrics A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action Lyrics A Womans Touch Lyrics Aint No Thang Lyrics Aint It Just Like You Lyrics Aint It Just Like You Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Lyrics Beer For My Horses Lyrics Bethlehem In Birmingham Lyrics Big Ol Truck Lyrics Blame It On The Mistletoe Lyrics Blue Bedroom Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Keith Urban Lyrics Washington Keith Lyrics Keith Washington Lyrics Whitley Keith Lyrics Keith Whitley Lyrics Kekai Boyz Lyrics Kekal Lyrics Keke Wyatt Lyrics KeKe Wyatt F/ Avant Lyrics Kekuhi Kanahele Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy