Song Lyrics Laika - Badtimes    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> L>> Laika Singer Lyrics [Laika other resources]>> Badtimes Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Laika Music Title/Track: Badtimes Theme ID: 1546 Album: N/A If you receive an e-mail with a subject of badtimes delete it immediatly without reading it This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet. It will re-write your hard disk Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness setting so all your ice cream melts It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your vcr And use subspace field harmonics to render any cds you try to play unreadable. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when theres company coming over It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card It will seduce your grandmother It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you cant find it. It will kick your dog. it will leave libidinous messages on your bosss voice mail in your voice!. It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. it is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease. it will leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower. These are just a few of the signs. be very very careful !! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Fish for Nails, Girls Without Hands, Glory Cloud, Go Fish, Good Looking Blues, He Knows, Honey in Heat, King Sleepy, Knowing Too Little, Leaf by Leaf, Let Me Sleep, Lie Low, Longwave, Looking For The Jackalope, Lyin Goat, Lyin Goat, Marimba Song, Moccasin, Oh, Out If Sight And Snowblind, Out if Sight Snowblind, Out Of Sight And Snowblind, Out of Sight Snowblind, Prairie Dog, Red River, Shut Off/Curl Up, Shut offcurl up, Spooky Rhodes, Starry Night, Sugar Daddy, T. Street, Thomas, TStreet, Uneasy, Widows Weed, Widows Weed, Windows Weed, Do Not Forsake Me, Grenada, High Noon, HIGH NOON DO NOT FORSAKE ME, Hummingbird, Ill Take Care Of Your Cares, Jezebel, Kids Last Fight, Making Memories, Moonlight Gambler, MULE TRAIN, Thats My Desire, THE CRY OF THE WILD GOOSE, Other Laika song Lyrics A Single Word Lyrics A Single World Lyrics Almost Sleeping Lyrics Alphabet Soup Lyrics Barefoot Blues Lyrics Bedbugs Lyrics Black Cat Bone Lyrics Blood Bones (Moody Mix) Lyrics Blood Bones (Moody Mix) Lyrics Breather Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Laine Frankie Lyrics Frankie Laine Lyrics Lais Lyrics Laissez Faire Lyrics Laith Al Lyrics Laith Al Deen Lyrics Lakaien Deine Lyrics Deine Lakaien Lyrics Lake Of Tears Lyrics Lakeside Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy