Song Lyrics Lard - Can God Fill Teeth?    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> L>> Lard Singer Lyrics [Lard other resources]>> Can God Fill Teeth? Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Lard Music Title/Track: Can God Fill Teeth? Theme ID: 2338 Album: N/A Don't ask me why But I was walking down the streets Of Fairfax, California And I saw this flyer hangin' On a telephone pole, and it said CAN GOD FILL TEETH? For a $10 "donation" You could see silver fillings turn To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings." New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a Flashlight and a mirror and observe But wait a minute Didn't I just read About how the cops are getting parents To plant bugging devices In their kids' teeth So if they disappear they can track 'em Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons And all that And didn't I read That these devices can go two-way And everything that I do or say Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now Planted in my cavities And they didn't even tell me no wonder every bad thing In and out of my mouth Keeps winding up on my employment record All those fillings All those crowns I'll show them Who's the boss of my big mouth Where's the pliars God dammit! Where's the pliars?!? Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill This is all coming out now-TODAY! CHORUS Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Must be some kind of conspiracy The whole world's a God damn conspiracy Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy Man, LIFE is a conspiracy! CHORUS Needlenose Up my nose -Agh!- Where did all these wires come from? How far up into my skull do they go I pull out more and more copper spagetti How'd my Weekly World News get all w wet? God damn fishsticks melted again What are they trying to do to me? No secrets in the land of the free! There no one's gonna tell me what to do It's worth eating baby food The rest of my life To be a free man Bastards Probably wouldn't understand me anyway Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Peeling Back The Foreskin Of Liberty, Pineapple Face, Sidewinder, Sylvestre Matuschka, The Power of Lard, Time to Melt, War Pimp Renaissance, Ano hito no aishita hito nara, Bara wa utsukushiku chiru, Billetosanaki natsu no binsen, Billet~osanaki natsu no binsen~, chou no hana, Death Piano, emeraudeumini miserarete, emeraude~umini miserarete~, fallout, fiancailles, FIERTE no umi to tomoni kieyu, Fuyu tokyo, GRAND PAIN, Je taime, Kaze no yuuwaku, Miss CARMILA, Paris wa akiiro, PINK no kasa, Resson, retrouver no bansan, Shiroi ito, SPEED OF RISE, stranger in new days, Suna no shiro de nemuru koibito, the soul love, when...25:17, Drivin Em, Bout That Time, For My People, Get Off That Bullshit, Hard, In the Sun, The mad scientist, Ultimate, Blind Deaf and Dumb, Blind Deaf Dumb, Growing Apart, Home Town, Home Town2, I Could Be The One, If Tomorrow Never Came, Last Summer, Note To Self: City Park, 2pm, Other Lard song Lyrics Bozo Skeleton Lyrics Faith Hope And Treachery Lyrics Forkboy Lyrics Generation Execute Lyrics Hellfudge Lyrics I Am Your Clock Lyrics I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Lyrics Mangoat Lyrics Mate Spawn & Die Lyrics Mate Spawn Die Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Lareine Lyrics Larell Lyrics Large Professor Lyrics Larger Than Life Lyrics Larharyhmae Lyrics White Lari Lyrics Lari White Lyrics Lari White F/ Toby Keith Lyrics Lari White F/ Travis Tritt Lyrics Larissa Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy