Song Lyrics Lard - I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> L>> Lard Singer Lyrics [Lard other resources]>> I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Lard Music Title/Track: I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Theme ID: 2344 Album: N/A I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog So I can snort coke all day long Bite my master when it suits me Get off on diminished capacity I wanna be a customs man Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch Weh oh, Weh oh ho Sure beats Alpo It's the life It's the stink It's the attitude I wanna be a San Francisco cop So I can speed and run red lights And sure as Rodney was a King We got ways to make you sing We can seize everything Houses, cars, and life savings Keep the loot for ourselves Fake drug charge works every time I wanna join the christian coalition So I can molest my children None suspect me 'cause I've been saved 'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake Weh oh, Weh oh ho Spare rod, spoil the child It's the life It's the stink Choose your masks Related Lyrics Random lyrics: War Pimp Renaissance, Ano hito no aishita hito nara, Bara wa utsukushiku chiru, Billetosanaki natsu no binsen, Billet~osanaki natsu no binsen~, chou no hana, Death Piano, emeraudeumini miserarete, emeraude~umini miserarete~, fallout, fiancailles, FIERTE no umi to tomoni kieyu, Fuyu tokyo, GRAND PAIN, Je taime, Kaze no yuuwaku, Miss CARMILA, Paris wa akiiro, PINK no kasa, Resson, retrouver no bansan, Shiroi ito, SPEED OF RISE, stranger in new days, Suna no shiro de nemuru koibito, the soul love, when...25:17, Drivin Em, Bout That Time, For My People, Get Off That Bullshit, Hard, In the Sun, The mad scientist, Ultimate, Blind Deaf and Dumb, Blind Deaf Dumb, Growing Apart, Home Town, Home Town2, I Could Be The One, If Tomorrow Never Came, Last Summer, Note To Self: City Park, 2pm, Our Ten Year, Responsible, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Sorry State, This Day And Age, Time Spent Sick, Other Lard song Lyrics Bozo Skeleton Lyrics Can God Fill Teeth? Lyrics Faith Hope And Treachery Lyrics Forkboy Lyrics Generation Execute Lyrics Hellfudge Lyrics I Am Your Clock Lyrics Mangoat Lyrics Mate Spawn & Die Lyrics Mate Spawn Die Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Lareine Lyrics Larell Lyrics Large Professor Lyrics Larger Than Life Lyrics Larharyhmae Lyrics White Lari Lyrics Lari White Lyrics Lari White F/ Toby Keith Lyrics Lari White F/ Travis Tritt Lyrics Larissa Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy