Song Lyrics Lard - The Power of Lard    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> L>> Lard Singer Lyrics [Lard other resources]>> The Power of Lard Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Lard Music Title/Track: The Power of Lard Theme ID: 2353 Album: N/A Lard! Lard! Lard! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky. Lard! Floats by in clusters in our water supply. Lard! It's in all of us, man. Our pores, and in our hair. Lard! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear. Lard is all. Lard is divine. Lard is in control. Lard whips and chains our soul. We carry credit cards. We live in fear of art. Lard is the Om. Lard is revolution. Lard is the tapeworm, in the bottle of cheap tequila. That comes alive at night, And sneaks up and bite our nipples. Lard. Lard! Nowadays, most of us need someone to run our personal life. Someone to see that the plant are watered. Someone to make sure the place is clean. Someone to make sure dinner is waiting. Someone to call for theater tickets. Some one to make up those cheap excuses. What we need is Lard! Lard! The answer. The dancer. The ointment. The dream. Absorb it. Inflame it. Respect it. Molest it. Lard! Lard! The country, right now, it wants to be soothed. And told it doesn't have to pay, or sacrifice, or learn. No one is over the hill, when the mountain comes to Mohammed. Lard! Lard! Lard! We love to eat. We love to pray. Mold over mind. Hooray! The Power of Lard! The Power of Lard! The Power of Lard! The Power of Lard! Every time I take a crap, it's a cosmic experience. Religion, and chemicals are the keys to the future. Next time that we have sex, just pretend that I'm Ed Meese. The weasels have it down, man. It's a whole new age. Lard! Which would you prefer? A computer, or a gun? The sharks outlived the dinosaurs, you know. (Feel)The Power of Lard! (Feel)The Power of Lard! (Feel)The Power of Lard! (Feel)The Power of Lard! Pity the poor trainer in the stable when the racehorse farts. Poison Oak really is the aphrodisiac of the gods. When people are asleep, we must all become alarm clocks. Hey, man. Life is my college. EeeeeYOOOowwwwww!! (instrumental break) It's dental floss of the mind. Who will baby sit the baby sitters? Ever hear about the guy in New York, who's dick fell of in the bath after he shot it full of coke? It's okay to run out of butter in Zambia. Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast. Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup. Which came first? Max Headroom, or Gerald Ford? Are you a man or are you a mouse? If you love your fun, DIE FOR IT! Die for Lard! The Power of Lard! The Power of Lard! The Power of Lard! The Power of Lard! (continues in background) Who's gonna baby sit the baby sitters?(4x) The Power of Lard! The Power of Lard! Avoid Everything(4x) ..Everything(8x) The Power of Lard! The Power of Lard! (continues in background) LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: fallout, fiancailles, FIERTE no umi to tomoni kieyu, Fuyu tokyo, GRAND PAIN, Je taime, Kaze no yuuwaku, Miss CARMILA, Paris wa akiiro, PINK no kasa, Resson, retrouver no bansan, Shiroi ito, SPEED OF RISE, stranger in new days, Suna no shiro de nemuru koibito, the soul love, when...25:17, Drivin Em, Bout That Time, For My People, Get Off That Bullshit, Hard, In the Sun, The mad scientist, Ultimate, Blind Deaf and Dumb, Blind Deaf Dumb, Growing Apart, Home Town, Home Town2, I Could Be The One, If Tomorrow Never Came, Last Summer, Note To Self: City Park, 2pm, Our Ten Year, Responsible, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Sorry State, This Day And Age, Time Spent Sick, Un Impressed, Un-Impressed, R-A-K-A-S, Aint Gonna Worry About Love No More, Always And Forever, Because Im A Woman, Eden Before The Fall, Groove W/ Me Baby, Groove With Me Baby, Other Lard song Lyrics Bozo Skeleton Lyrics Can God Fill Teeth? Lyrics Faith Hope And Treachery Lyrics Forkboy Lyrics Generation Execute Lyrics Hellfudge Lyrics I Am Your Clock Lyrics I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Lyrics Mangoat Lyrics Mate Spawn & Die Lyrics Mate Spawn Die Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Lareine Lyrics Larell Lyrics Large Professor Lyrics Larger Than Life Lyrics Larharyhmae Lyrics White Lari Lyrics Lari White Lyrics Lari White F/ Toby Keith Lyrics Lari White F/ Travis Tritt Lyrics Larissa Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy