Song Lyrics Lavin Christine - Artificial Means    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> L>> Lavin Christine Singer Lyrics [Lavin Christine other resources]>> Artificial Means Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Lavin Christine Music Title/Track: Artificial Means Theme ID: 3851 Album: N/A ARTIFICIAL MEANS (Christine Lavin, Copyright Flip-A-Jig Music 1984) Johnny and Janie were the perfect married couple But not in bed Oh they tried taking drugs, How-To Books, even Dr. Ruth But for all intents and purposes, Their love life was dead. 'Till one day Janie went over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique. She bought a long cylindrical thing. Now Janie is smiling, Johnny is not. Every night you can hear him sing, He says, ''Our love is bein' kept alive by Artificial Means, You've grown emotionally attached to that little pink machine, Our relationship is not as healthy as it seems 'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial means'' Johnny went down to the barroom He bought one drink, he bought two, he bought three. Oh, he moaned to the bartender the state of his married life. Bartender said, ''Hey Bud, just listen to me.'' So Johnny went over to the Pink Pussycat Boutique, He bought a plastic blow-up doll. Now Johnny is smiling, Janie is not. She is angry she is jealous, she's appalled. She says ''Our love is bein' kept alive by Artificial Means You've grown emotionally attached to that poly-ethylene. Our relationship is not as healthy as it seems, 'Cause our love is being kept alive by artificial means'' Bridge: Wires (wires), Switches (switches), Batteries (batteries), Plastic (plastic), Tufts of polyester hair. Who'd ever think they could replace the love (love!) Humans used to share (humans used to, humans used to, humans used to, humans used to!) Then one fateful day those batteries died At the same moment that that big doll sprung a leak (psssss). Janie looked at Johnny looked at Janie looked at Johnny, They both found it difficult to speak I wish I could say they threw those contraptions away And fell in love all over again, But Johnny taped up that hissing woman When Janie stole the batteries from his Sony Walkman. Their love is bein kept alive by Artificial Means. They've grown emotionally attached to those modern sex machines. Their relationship is not as healthy as it seems, 'Cause their love is being kept alive by artificial means @sex filename[ ARTMEANS BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Roses From The Wrong Man, Sensitive New Age Guys, Until Now, Being Different, Debbie, Gorgeous, I Missing Your Love, Nail, One More Chance For Love, Only After, Pisshead, Please Explain, Snipper, Son 216, When It Dies, XXX, Der Traum, Die Erinnerung, Ein Zusammenhang, Her only way, I got fear, Lonely life, Melancholy, No solution, Schattenschrei, Warten...suchen..., Actress, Model..., Armageddon Singalong, Babalon, Baby, Baby (Demo), Before I Go, Blame It On Me, Cailin, Cpk Crazy Poway Kids, Denied, Elva, Elva Its Alright, Evolution, Geronimo, Harmonic, Hellborn, Holiday, Lame, Lonesome, Mean Girl, Nick and Phil, Rejected, Rescue Me, Rest Of My Life, Seein Red, Other Lavin Christine song Lyrics Blind Dating Fun Lyrics Compass Lyrics Damaged Goods Lyrics High Heel Shoes Lyrics I Bring Out The Worst In You Lyrics Katy Says Today Is The Best Day Of My Whole Entire Life Lyrics Kind Of Love You Never Recover From Lyrics Realities Lyrics Regretting What I Said Lyrics Replaced Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Christine Lavin Lyrics LAW Lyrics Law of the Dawn Lyrics Law Unwritten Lyrics Unwritten Law Lyrics Lawnmover Deth Lyrics Lawnmower Deth Lyrics Lawrence Arms Lyrics Lawrence Arms The Lyrics Lawrence Gowan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy