Song Lyrics Lawnmower Deth - Lancer With Your Zancer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> L>> Lawnmower Deth Singer Lyrics [Lawnmower Deth other resources]>> Lancer With Your Zancer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Lawnmower Deth Music Title/Track: Lancer With Your Zancer Theme ID: 3934 Album: N/A When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a mighty vision, It really was quite wank. Lancer with your zancer Oi, Arthur, Come over here, Take thi sword, Now fuck off. Now so off he went, Back to see his one and only Gwendoline, In his hand he held, His sword and a pot of Vasele, He thought it was time, To try and prove that he really was a man, He thought it was quicker Getting hiome in the back of a Transit van. In he walked, up the stairs, Found his Mrs. wearing flares, He was not pleased, you could tell, He dropped his sword, the Vaseline fell. Hey, Arthur, you're my man, If you can't do it, no-one can, I like your sword, it feels so good, Don't you think we should be stooo? Here we go dear, here's my hand, Let me place it on your gland, Come on dear, take my stick, An with it I'll show you a trick Come on dear, I'm getting angry, And my zance is becoming dangly, Then it' time we ate, I'll give you your dinner on a plate. The sword was needed no more, So he dropped it onto the floor, Into the corner it started to cower, 'Cos his sword was losing power. THis is a story that must be told, To all of you young and old, If you're going to use your lancer, Make sure it's got a big zancer. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: A Boring Story, A Guided Tour Of Chicago, A Toast, A Wishful Puppeteer, Abracadaver, Alert The Audience!, All The Week, An Evening Of Extraordinary Circumstance, Another Boring Story, Asa Phelps Is Dead, Boatless Booze Cruise (Part 1), Brickwall Views, Chapter 13: The Hero Appears, Chicago Is Burning, Detention, Drunk Mouth Kitchen Smile, Eighteen Inches, Faintly Falling Ashes, Fireflies, Ghost Stories, Here Comes The Neighbourhood, Hesitation Station, Light Breathing (Me And Martha Plimpton In A Fancy Elevator), Minute, Navigating the Windward Passage, Nebraska, Northside The LL And My Number Of Crappy Apartments, On With The Show, Porno and Snuff Films, Presenting The Dancing Machine, Quincentuple Your Money, Right as Rain Part 2, Sixteen Hours, Smokestacks, Take One Down And Pass It Around, The Corpses Of Our Motivations, The Disaster March, The First Eviction Notice, The Last One, The March Of The Elephants, The Raw And Searing Flesh, The Revisionist, Traditional, Turnstiles, Uptown Free Radio, Your Gravest Words, Alert The Audience, Necrotism Decanting The Insalubrious (Cyborg Midni, Porno And Snuff Films, The Raw And Searing Flesh, Other Lawnmower Deth song Lyrics Betty Fords Clinic Lyrics Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop Lyrics Did You Spill My Pint? Lyrics Dodo Doe Lyrics Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob Lyrics Icky Ficky Lyrics Judgement Day (Assume The Position) Lyrics Kids In America Lyrics Maim Mower, Maim Lyrics Rad Dude Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Lawrence Arms Lyrics Lawrence Arms The Lyrics Lawrence Gowan Lyrics Lawrence Gray Lyrics Lawrence Tracy Lyrics Lawrence Welk Lyrics Lawrence Welk Orchestra Lyrics Lawrence Welk with The Lennon Sisters and The Sparklers Lyrics Lawrence, Vicki Lyrics Laws Debra Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy