Song Lyrics Leary Dennis - Im An Asshole    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> L>> Leary Dennis Singer Lyrics>> Im An Asshole Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Leary Dennis Music Title/Track: Im An Asshole Theme ID: 4962 Album: N/A Folks, I?d like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub cockle area, Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, we don?t know I?m just a regular Joe, with a regular job I?m your average white, suburbanite slop I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain?t enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no, no way, uh uh) No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else?s expense (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah) I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane I?m an asshole (he?s an asshole) I?m an asshole (he?s an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time saying ?how about this heat? I?m an asshole (he?s an asshole) I?m an asshole (he?s the world?s biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces While handicapped people make handicap faces I?m an asshole (he?s an asshole) I?m an asshole (he?s a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn?t be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they?re right when they tell me I?m wrong Nah I?m an asshole (he?s an asshole) I?m an asshole (he?s the world?s biggest asshole) You know what I?m gonna do I?m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldora do convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah) And I?m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald?s In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I?m done sucking down those greeseball burgers I?m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I?m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain?t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why, because we?ve got the bombs, that?s why 2 words, nuclear fuckin? weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tinian Square and it won?t make a lick of difference Because we?ve got the bombs, OK? John Wayne? not dead, he?s frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer We?re gonna thaw out the duke and he?s gonna be pretty pissed off You know why, Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 50 million times That?s how pissed off the duke?s gonna be I?m an asshole (he?s an asshole) I?m an asshole (he?s the world?s biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E I?m an asshole and I?m proud of it Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Red Meat Attraction, Strap Me Down, Adrenalin Rush, Adrenaline Rush, Anger Is A Part Of Me, Another World, Antius, Antius Psycho Strip Edit, Black Gold, Crash Flight, Crash Flight 232, Crash Flight 232 92, Croatia, Croatian, Dont Tame Your Soul, Evil Speaks, Go Fuck Your Ass Off, I Am Your Conscience, Make My Blood Boil, Mohawk, Mortal Thoughts, Nosecandy, Nothing Seen - Nothing Done, Nothing Seen Nothing, Nothing Seen Nothing Done, Red Meat Attraction, Strap Me Down, Torment Me, Torture A Suicide Note, Whisper Your Poetry, You Know Where To Put It, Alone In The Sun, Breathe, Catch, Crazy, Deep Blue, Epitaph, I Go Down, Race, Silence, Sunday Lover, Suppose, We, Crazy By The Leaves, Falling, Falling, He Lives In You, Bertis Buben, Harald Jott, Schorsch, Other Leary Dennis song Lyrics Life Sucks Lyrics Usage Of The Word Fuck Lyrics Other Artists Leather Heather Lyrics Leather Strip Lyrics Leatherstrip Lyrics Leaves Lyrics Leaves Colorful Lyrics Leblanc Lyrics Leblanc And Carr Lyrics Lebo M Lyrics Lecker Fischbraumlt Lyrics Leclerc Felix Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy