Song Lyrics Macc Lads - Bloik!    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> M>> Macc Lads Singer Lyrics [Macc Lads other resources]>> Bloik! Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Macc Lads Music Title/Track: Bloik! Theme ID: 795 Album: N/A Yaaaaaaaaaw! Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with extra lamps on, Always dickin' prattin', Looked like a reuseable tampon. Tried to chat the birds up, He'd always end up bleedin', It's tough when you come from Bollington, It's all the interbreeding. Sunglasses in the evening, Umbrellas in his bitter. "Excuse me Mrs. Woman, do you take it up the shitter?" Guess what in the pint pot? Size ten in the dick, It's best to take those glasses off when your chatting up Stez Styx. Do you fancy going out on a bastard, An' buying us a couple of beers? She said, "I'd rather sit on me finger, Or go and have a cervical smear." Bloik. So Dick Head went to Soho, And he paid for a 69, "Gissus the beads up front love, You'd better not waste me time." The whore had had beans for dinner, She farted up his nose, He said, "I'm not payin' knacker's head for sixty-nine of those!" Do you fancy going out on a bastard, Do you want another packet of crisps? Or what about a bag of pork scatchings? Do you mind if I just weigh up your tits... Whheey! Heavy Metal. Do you fancy going out on a bastard, An' buying us a couple of beers? She said, "I'd rather sit on me finger, Or go and have a cervical smear." Bloik Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Fluffy Pup, Geordie Girl, Get Weavin, Get Weavin, Gods Gift To Women, Gordons Revenge, Gordons Revenge, Lady Muck, Lucy Lastic, Miss Macclesfield, My Pub, Nagasaki Sauce, No Sheep til Buxton, No Sheep Til Buxton, Now Hes A Poof, Now Hes a Poof, Saturday Night, Stoppy Back, Sweatty Betty, Tab After Tab, The Lads From Macc, The Macc Lads Party, The Macc Lads Party, Twenty Pints, Ugly Women, Abeggin I Will Go, As I Came In By Fisherrow, A NEW ENGLAND, All I Ever Wanted, CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION, Complainte Pour Ste Catherine, DANCING IN LIMBO, Days, Dont Come The Cowboy With Me, Sonny Jim!, Dont Come the Cowboy With Me Sonny Jim!, Fairytale Of New York, Fifteen Minutes, FREE WORLD, Halloween, HE NEVER MENTION LOVE, He Never Mentioned Love, Innocence, La Foret De Mimosas, LYING DOWN, MAYBE ITS IMAGINARY, Mothers Ruin, Mothers Ruin, MY AFFAIR, MY WAY HOME, No Victims, Other Macc Lads song Lyrics All Day Drinkin Lyrics All Day Drinkin Lyrics Alton Towers Lyrics Ben Nevis Lyrics Blackpool Lyrics Boddies Lyrics Buenos Aries Lyrics Charlotte Lyrics Dans Round Us andbag Lyrics Dans Underpant Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists MacColl Ewan Lyrics Maccoll Kirsty Lyrics Maccrane Paul Lyrics Macdonald Melissa Lyrics Macdonald Michael Lyrics Macericks Lyrics MacGregor Ewan Lyrics Mach 7 Lyrics Machel Montano Lyrics Machel Montano F/ Beenie Man Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy