Song Lyrics Macc Lads - Failure With Girls    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> M>> Macc Lads Singer Lyrics [Macc Lads other resources]>> Failure With Girls Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Macc Lads Music Title/Track: Failure With Girls Theme ID: 805 Album: N/A I've got an ugly face, With spots all over the place, I haven't got any mates, And me clothes have gone out of date. I go to the pub on me own, And I drink me orange alone, I sit and stare at the crack, But they just turn their backs. I want to chat them up, But I stare at me feet, And then I go home and I beat me meat. I'm dead shy about the size of me dick, And chips and gravy make me sick. I'm a failure with girls, I don't know why, He's a failure with girls, He don't know why. I'm a failure with girls, They're so unkind, He's a failure with girls, They're so unkind. I'm a failure with girls, They make me cry, He's a failure with girls, They make him cry. Only wish I could say that I don't mind. A Macc Lad of me took note, And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat, It were the first pint I ever had, And I changed to a real Macc Lad. Me clothes started looking real flash, I got a tattoo and a moustache, And me car got a go-faster stripe, And now I pull crack every night. And I'm not weak anymore, 'Cos me dick measures three foot four, So don't you call me wimp, 'Cos it's three foot four even when it's limp. I'm dead macho with girls, I never fail, He's dead macho with girls, He nevers fails. I'm dead macho with girls 'Cos I sup ale, He's dead macho with girls 'Cos he sups ale. I'm dead macho with girls Thanks to Willies, He's dead macho with girls Thanks to Willies. Only wish I didn't have VD Related Lyrics Random lyrics: My Pub, Nagasaki Sauce, No Sheep til Buxton, No Sheep Til Buxton, Now Hes A Poof, Now Hes a Poof, Saturday Night, Stoppy Back, Sweatty Betty, Tab After Tab, The Lads From Macc, The Macc Lads Party, The Macc Lads Party, Twenty Pints, Ugly Women, Abeggin I Will Go, As I Came In By Fisherrow, A NEW ENGLAND, All I Ever Wanted, CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION, Complainte Pour Ste Catherine, DANCING IN LIMBO, Days, Dont Come The Cowboy With Me, Sonny Jim!, Dont Come the Cowboy With Me Sonny Jim!, Fairytale Of New York, Fifteen Minutes, FREE WORLD, Halloween, HE NEVER MENTION LOVE, He Never Mentioned Love, Innocence, La Foret De Mimosas, LYING DOWN, MAYBE ITS IMAGINARY, Mothers Ruin, Mothers Ruin, MY AFFAIR, MY WAY HOME, No Victims, SOHO SQUARE, The End Of A Perfect Day, THE HARDEST WORD, The One And Only, THEY DONT KNOW, Tread Lightly, WALKING DOWN MADISON, WELL NEVER PASS THIS WAY AGAIN, What Do Pretty Girls Do?, You And Me Baby, Other Macc Lads song Lyrics All Day Drinkin Lyrics All Day Drinkin Lyrics Alton Towers Lyrics Ben Nevis Lyrics Blackpool Lyrics Bloik! Lyrics Boddies Lyrics Buenos Aries Lyrics Charlotte Lyrics Dans Round Us andbag Lyrics Dans Underpant Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists MacColl Ewan Lyrics Maccoll Kirsty Lyrics Maccrane Paul Lyrics Macdonald Melissa Lyrics Macdonald Michael Lyrics Macericks Lyrics MacGregor Ewan Lyrics Mach 7 Lyrics Machel Montano Lyrics Machel Montano F/ Beenie Man Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy