Song Lyrics Macc Lads - Gordons Revenge    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> M>> Macc Lads Singer Lyrics [Macc Lads other resources]>> Gordons Revenge Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Macc Lads Music Title/Track: Gordons Revenge Theme ID: 811 Album: N/A Ah so. The ducks are sitting and I making my list now, Macc Lads stagger in and their all fucking pissed, The fucking drunk bastards can't take their beer, Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea. Sea food special with extra crab, Two pancake with a penis scab, See you tomorrow and we have chick pie, We have dog and I think he about to die... Cut your nail into prawn cracker, Add black bit from around my knaccars, Call me Chinky, little yellow git, You'll be on the bog for a week. 'Cos you want to know what's in my wok, Pubic lice from around my cock, Egg foo young and crispy noodle, No I haven't seen your poodle.... You want to try my sweet and sour chicken, I give you free bag to be sick in. Call me slanty, you're very very nasty, I fart on chips and piss on pastie. Chinky cunt? Ha, very very funny, Jumbo sausage, chips and curry, Gordon smile and take the money, Excellant laddy, my arse is runny. Pie Taster Oi, oi, oi, She had just turned twenty nine, Needed a good ironing, Smelling like a dench, Face looked like a welder's bench. And she was baggy at the rear, She could fart for Lancashire, And she said she liked the taste of me bellend chedder, And she asked me if I wanted fer bed her. She were desperate for a fuck, Said her cunt were ill enough, She had piles and NSU, Creepy crawlies in her pubes, And dribbling out of her womb, Were semen and the QE2. But I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, But I've woken up with one or two, No he's never been to bed with an ugly woman, But he's woken up with quite a few. Stretch marks on her bum, Tated pies for Titterton's, Stretch marks on her bum, Tasted pies for Titterton's, Stretch marks on her bum, Tasted pies for Titterton's, Stretch marks on her bum, Tasted pies for Titterton's, Stretch marks on her bum... Yaaaw. Yaaaw. But I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, But I've woken up with one or two, No he's never been to bed with an ugly woman, But he's woken up with quite a few Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Saturday Night, Stoppy Back, Sweatty Betty, Tab After Tab, The Lads From Macc, The Macc Lads Party, The Macc Lads Party, Twenty Pints, Ugly Women, Abeggin I Will Go, As I Came In By Fisherrow, A NEW ENGLAND, All I Ever Wanted, CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION, Complainte Pour Ste Catherine, DANCING IN LIMBO, Days, Dont Come The Cowboy With Me, Sonny Jim!, Dont Come the Cowboy With Me Sonny Jim!, Fairytale Of New York, Fifteen Minutes, FREE WORLD, Halloween, HE NEVER MENTION LOVE, He Never Mentioned Love, Innocence, La Foret De Mimosas, LYING DOWN, MAYBE ITS IMAGINARY, Mothers Ruin, Mothers Ruin, MY AFFAIR, MY WAY HOME, No Victims, SOHO SQUARE, The End Of A Perfect Day, THE HARDEST WORD, The One And Only, THEY DONT KNOW, Tread Lightly, WALKING DOWN MADISON, WELL NEVER PASS THIS WAY AGAIN, What Do Pretty Girls Do?, You And Me Baby, You Just Havent Earned It Yet Baby, You Just Havent Earned It Yet Baby, Angel, Cant Stop Killing You, Caroline, Days, Other Macc Lads song Lyrics All Day Drinkin Lyrics All Day Drinkin Lyrics Alton Towers Lyrics Ben Nevis Lyrics Blackpool Lyrics Bloik! Lyrics Boddies Lyrics Buenos Aries Lyrics Charlotte Lyrics Dans Round Us andbag Lyrics Dans Underpant Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists MacColl Ewan Lyrics Maccoll Kirsty Lyrics Maccrane Paul Lyrics Macdonald Melissa Lyrics Macdonald Michael Lyrics Macericks Lyrics MacGregor Ewan Lyrics Mach 7 Lyrics Machel Montano Lyrics Machel Montano F/ Beenie Man Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy