Song Lyrics Macc Lads - Sweatty Betty    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> M>> Macc Lads Singer Lyrics [Macc Lads other resources]>> Sweatty Betty Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Macc Lads Music Title/Track: Sweatty Betty Theme ID: 824 Album: N/A Well, she wore big knickers, And she worked on t' sewage farm, I got me 'and down 'er jeans an' I nearly lost half me arm. But after ten pints, Looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get me hands On her flabby tits. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, So I said slap that and ride the ripples, I've just got to get me gob 'Round her inverted nipples. She had a massive arse And sweatty breasts, Thirty eight inch, She were a mound of flesh. Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Sweatty Betty, she's got enormous thighs, Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath, Sweatty Betty, she'll crush a man to death. And I knew that she wanted me fer shag 'er, So I stabbed 'er cunt with me mutton dagger, I couldn't believe the spots on her bum, She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty. 'An I've seen real Maccicians gerroff 'ome But you know me, I'll shag endless buer. Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, Sweatty Betty, she's got massive tits, Sweatty Betty, she's got a huge vagina, Sweatty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside 'er. Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she's so obscene, Sweatty Betty, it doesn't matter to me. Sweatty Betty, she's like a lump of lard, Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard. England's Glory Shut up and listen, I'm gonna tell thee a story, About me trip down south, To the crotch of England's glory. Took some Dombies and a Bod can, To make me fell at home, I'm going down London, Dig up paving stones. Got to London half past six, And I wished I'd never come, 'Cos there's puffs down 'ere Drinkin' halves of larger, Without notes from their mum's. No gravy at the chippy, And what's a savaloy? Every pub were full of boring Isling bottom boys. We are all just simple lads, Never asked for much, Just twenty pints on a Friday night, An' a wife at home to fuck. If I live to be forty, I'll never understand, Why they're up 'till eleven, To drink beer that's second-hand. Dialling 0625 on the telephone, I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter ale The night I'm comin' home." We are all just simple lads, Never asked for much, Just twenty pints on a Friday night, And a wife at home to fuck. Yeah, we are all just simple lads Never asked for much, Just twenty pints on a Friday night, And a wife at home to fuck. (repeat Related Lyrics Random lyrics: CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION, Complainte Pour Ste Catherine, DANCING IN LIMBO, Days, Dont Come The Cowboy With Me, Sonny Jim!, Dont Come the Cowboy With Me Sonny Jim!, Fairytale Of New York, Fifteen Minutes, FREE WORLD, Halloween, HE NEVER MENTION LOVE, He Never Mentioned Love, Innocence, La Foret De Mimosas, LYING DOWN, MAYBE ITS IMAGINARY, Mothers Ruin, Mothers Ruin, MY AFFAIR, MY WAY HOME, No Victims, SOHO SQUARE, The End Of A Perfect Day, THE HARDEST WORD, The One And Only, THEY DONT KNOW, Tread Lightly, WALKING DOWN MADISON, WELL NEVER PASS THIS WAY AGAIN, What Do Pretty Girls Do?, You And Me Baby, You Just Havent Earned It Yet Baby, You Just Havent Earned It Yet Baby, Angel, Cant Stop Killing You, Caroline, Days, Dont Come the Cowboy With Me, Sonny Jim!, Fairytale of New York, Hes On The Beach, Innocence, Miss Otis Regrets, My Affair, They Dont Know, Titanic Days, Walking Down Madison, A New England, Free World, Perfect Day, In These Shoes?, Other Macc Lads song Lyrics All Day Drinkin Lyrics All Day Drinkin Lyrics Alton Towers Lyrics Ben Nevis Lyrics Blackpool Lyrics Bloik! Lyrics Boddies Lyrics Buenos Aries Lyrics Charlotte Lyrics Dans Round Us andbag Lyrics Dans Underpant Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists MacColl Ewan Lyrics Maccoll Kirsty Lyrics Maccrane Paul Lyrics Macdonald Melissa Lyrics Macdonald Michael Lyrics Macericks Lyrics MacGregor Ewan Lyrics Mach 7 Lyrics Machel Montano Lyrics Machel Montano F/ Beenie Man Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy