Song Lyrics National Lampoon - Deteriorata By National Lampoon 1972    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> N>> National Lampoon Singer Lyrics>> Deteriorata By National Lampoon 1972 Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: National Lampoon Music Title/Track: Deteriorata By National Lampoon 1972 Theme ID: 3429 Album: N/A from the album Greatest_Hits_of_the_National_Lampoon (c) 1972 Visa Records performed by Norman Rose written by Tony Hendra music by Christopher Guest Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss... and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right... but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted that in the face of all erridity and disallusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintainance. Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... that lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan, and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time call 606-4311. Ask for Ken. Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese, and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee. You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here, and weather you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back. Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you conceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. Give up Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Kolla Kolla, Laegg Av, Livet aer En Fest, Maria Gar Pa Vaegen, Men Bara Om Min aelskade Vaentar, Plasts Sang, Popens Mussolinis, Roevarkungens OE, Sent En Loerdagskvaell, Speedy Gonzales, Stranden, Ut I Kylan, Vem Kan Man Lita Pa, Vi Cyclkar Runt I Vaerlden, Vi Fortsaetter Spela RockNRoll Men Vi Haller Pa O, Ylle, My Best Friend, Easy Life, Lair Du Vent, Liberdade Pra Dentro Da Cabea, Presente De Um Beija Flor, Presente De Um Beija-Flor, A Lonely October Night, Chaos Without Theory, Liquid Silent Dreams, Sadoeroticart, Sethian Seal, Skyfires Dance, Sleep Eternal In Gothic Archways, Song Of The Tide Waves, Sorrows Shroud, Storming The Soothsayer, The Dance From Beyond, The Echo, The Road Goes Ever On, The Two Oaks, Thelemite, Towards The Sea, Vagabonds Dusk, (Cant Live Without Your) Love And Affection, (Cant Live Without Your) Love And Affection, (Im Not Your) Steppin Stone, Ancient History, Blue, Comin Up, How She Makes Me Feel, Human Being, Human, Being Human, I Cant Live Without Your Love And Affection, I Count The Minutes, Other National Lampoon song Lyrics Bleed American Lyrics Other Artists Nationalhymne Japan Lyrics Nationalteatern Lyrics Natisha Lynn Lyrics Native Vision Lyrics Natives Lyrics Nativus Lyrics Nattvindens Grat Lyrics Natural Lyrics Natural Born Hippies Lyrics Natural Elements Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy