Song Lyrics Naz And Dev - Amish Paridise    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> N>> Naz And Dev Singer Lyrics>> Amish Paridise Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Naz And Dev Music Title/Track: Amish Paridise Theme ID: 3671 Album: N/A As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at a discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish Paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish Paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish Paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish Paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish Paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish Paradise Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Total War-Winter War, Vitutuksen Multihuipennus, Wrath Of The Goat, 1692, 1692 (Glen Coe Massacre), 1692(Glen Coe Massacre), A Veterans Song, A Veterans Song, Aint Got You, Alcatraz, All Nite Radio, All The Kings Horses, Animals, Another Year, Back To School, Back To The Trenches, Backroom Boys, Bad Bad Boy, Beggars Day, Beggars Day, Beggars Day, Big Boy, Blackhearted Woman, Boogie, Born To Love, Born Under The Wrong Sign, Boys In The Band, Bring It Home to Mama, Bring It On Home To Mama, Broken Down Angel, Burning Down, Busted, Called Her Name, Cant Shake Those Shakes, Carry Out Feelings, Cats Eye Apple-Pie, Cats Eye Apple Pie, Changin Times, Changin Times, Cheerleader, Child In The Sun, Cinema, Claim To Fame, Cocaine, Cocaine (Live), Come Together, Country Girl, Cover Your Heart, Crack Me Up, Crazy, Other Naz And Dev song Lyrics Not found Other Artists NAZARETH Lyrics Nazareth - Nazareth Lyrics Nazareth-Nazareth Lyrics Nazario Ednita Lyrics Nazgul Lyrics Nazira Arni Lyrics Nazz Lyrics N?r vi gr?ver guld i USA Lyrics NB RIDAZ Lyrics NB RIDAZ (f/ Gemini) Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy