Song Lyrics Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways to Die (demo)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> N>> Nerf Herder Singer Lyrics [Nerf Herder other resources]>> 5000 Ways to Die (demo) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Nerf Herder Music Title/Track: 5000 Ways to Die (demo) Theme ID: 6830 Album: N/A There must be 5000 ways to die And each one ends the same way if you try Your friends all stand around While they dump you in the ground And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why And the bastard you hated the most Will stand up and give you a toast He'll say "We were such good friends especially near the end" Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost So get in your car and drive real fast Up in the attic with a shotgun blast Take a bath with a clock radio Vodka and valium overdose Have you ever tried? Suicide Suicide Suicide And if you're very lucky You'll get your picture in the paper on page three 25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life One day on that page Next day into the hamster cage So get in your car and drive real fast Up in the attic with a shotgun blast Take a bath with a clock radio Vodka and valium overdose All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44 Have you ever tried? Suicide Suicide Suicide Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Come Back Down, Come Back Down hidden track, Courtney, Courtney Love, Deck the Halls, Defending The Faith, Diana, Do the Maurie, Doin Laundry, Doing Laundry, Dont Hate Me (Because Im Beautiful), Dont Hate Me, Down On Halen, Down On Haley, Down on Haley Street, Easy Mark, Easy Mark (Arista Version), Easy Mark (My Records Version), Every Band Sings a Sad Sad Song, Fight For Your Right To Masturbate, For You, Golfshirt, Golfshirt from Unsigned Heroes, High Five Anxiety, High School, Highschool, Hollywood Babe, Hospital, Hotel California, I Cant Help Myself, I Know What Youre Getting for Christmas, I Only Eat Candy, I Want To Take You Out For Ice Cream, Ive Got A Boner For Christmas, Jacket, Jenna Bush Army, Jonathan, Karaoke King, Kiss Me Deadly, Lamer Than Lame, Lamer Then Lame, Let Me Rock You, Life On Mars, Lipstick On Your Collar, Love Sandwhich, Love Sandwich, Mr Blue Sky, Mr. Spock, Nervous Breakdown, New Jersey Girl, Other Nerf Herder song Lyrics 2nd Best Lyrics 5000 Ways To Die Lyrics Annalee Lyrics Are You Ready For Summer Lyrics Are You Ready For The Summer Lyrics Baby Let Me Rock You Lyrics Blue Lite Special Lyrics Blue Sky Lyrics Boys Wanna Rock Lyrics Bridge Under Troubled Water Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Neri Per Caso Lyrics Nerina Pallot Lyrics Neros Rome Lyrics Nervana Lyrics Nerve Agents Lyrics Nervous Norvus Lyrics Nesby Ann Lyrics NESIAN MYSTIK Lyrics Nesmith Michael Lyrics Netinho Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy