Song Lyrics Off Topic - Senior Home Rhymes    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> O>> Off Topic Singer Lyrics [Off Topic other resources]>> Senior Home Rhymes Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Off Topic Music Title/Track: Senior Home Rhymes Theme ID: 1562 Album: N/A Fairy tales, nursery rhymes, promises, and lies Anything's better than real life sometimes Click my heels and hope for better weather and sunshine Hope my girl's cheating and that kid's not mine Cross my arms and wiggle my nose but that building won't explode And my ankle-cut stocking's full of coal Think happy thoughts but I'm still a gravity victim Think more happy thoughts but my vertical is still inches Let the force flow through me but I can only sink ships And I haven't quite nailed the mind trick I caught some gamma rays from the microwave but my complexion stayed the same And that spider bite turned red but I can't spin a web I spoke "Enter" in Elvish and the entrance ignored us So I drove up to the window and I ordered These jigawatts wouldn't get me to the future or the past It turns out this Flex Capacitor's a waste of cash I named my computer Hal and he killed the air conditioning I said the password was Joshua but I guess he wasn't listening Said Beetlejuice three times, I even did it in rhythm But I guess that doesn't work if you're living The goblins helped me out, but I couldn't solve the labyrinth Thankfully I don't believe in magic so nothing bad happened This girl I know is kissing frogs, looking for a prince Now she can't get a date with all those warts on her lips I tried her glass slippers on and got gay-bashed with a bat Then the tooth fairy stiffed me for my missing molars and caps So all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth Instead I got a blender and a Crazy Straw from '83 And this is coming from my Tell-Tale Heart But if you dig into my basement throw Sloth a chocolate bar And I don't have a cornfield so the only signs I get Are from Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Dead to the World, Dream, End Of The Begining, Failure To Submit, Human Garbage Can, I Consider That, Into The Dawn, JCHC, Little Man, Lost Generation, New World Disorder, Pile Of Broken Tools, Pockets Of Resistance, Pressure, Psalm, Real Faith, Red Cross, Replace Your Hate, Rock City, Rock Your Pants Off, Sanctified, Several Tiers Below, Stars and Stripes, SWP, The Dawn Breaks, The Fence, The Knife, The Palpable Illusion, The Pile If Broken Tools, The Winter Has Past, Unity In Christ, Us And Them, Warmth, Woven As One, Zombie Nation, Bacardi Slang, Maxine, Maxinee, 1111, Beloved, Crash Landing, If We Make It, Last Call, Maybe Proud, My Friends, The Giving Tree, Untitled, Victory At Stalingrad, Waiting Room, Your Shut Eyes, Other Off Topic song Lyrics 12-Bit Lifestyle Lyrics Another World Lyrics Aware Lyrics Blade Of Grass Lyrics Conversation Lyrics Damocles Lyrics Desensitized Lyrics Desensitized Lyrics Lyrics Detail Specific Lyrics God Lyrics Headaches Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Offbeats Lyrics Office of Strategic Influence (O.S.I.) Lyrics Officer Negative Lyrics Official Kardinal Lyrics Offset Lyrics Offspring Lyrics Offsrping Lyrics Oficina G3 Lyrics Ofra Haza Lyrics OFTB Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy