Song Lyrics Offspring - WRONG FOOT AMPUTATED    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> O>> Offspring Singer Lyrics [Offspring other resources]>> WRONG FOOT AMPUTATED Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Offspring Music Title/Track: WRONG FOOT AMPUTATED Theme ID: 1792 Album: N/A The doctor had confesion He tried to cure my disease I was sweatin on the way to the op room Getting sedatives to put me at ease They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down "You won't feel a thing," is what the doctor told me We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off... HEY!!! Man, you must be kidding me Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated) Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee Take a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated) Hey-ay, that leg was fine You mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the ti-ime Hey-ay! This ain't my day! -- "Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you're here for the irreversable vasectomy." "aryuhugh?" "Well, we'll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little." "noooononooo" -- Don't wanna hear no excuses Its already too late Don't try to say I got a two for one sale A woman that I know when through a similar fate She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boob The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen Why didn't they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off... HEY!!! Man, you must be kidding me Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated) Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee Take a bow! (He's getting pretty aggrevated) Hey-ay, that leg was fine You mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the ti-ime Hey-ay! This ain't my day! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Frei, Genesis, Hai, I Was Wrong (American Fade), I Was Wrong American Fade 312, Jerusalem, LeOrech Hayam, Leorech Hayam, River Lullaby, Temple Of Love, Temple Of Love 1992, Trains Of No Return, Vision Thing (Canadian Club Remix), Vision Thing Canadian Club Remix 735, When You Dont See Me German Release 447, When You Dont See Me (German Release), Ya Ba Ye (Desert Wind Mix), Body and Soul, Crack Em, I Aint From Compton, In Money We Trust, Chicano Love, Down For Whatever, Hotel Motel, Oldie, Oldie (Remix), Funky Payback, Intro, Knowledge is the Gift, Sucker, This is How it Should Be Done, Animal Rights Activists, Dear Ex Wife, If Love Was, Ang Akala Ko, Bakit Ngayon Ka Lang, Goodbye, Hello, Huwag Ka Lang Mawawala, Ikaw Sana, Kahit Na, Kung Mawawala Ka, Mahal Kita Walang Iba, Nandito Ako, Pagkakataon, Sa Kanya, Sa Piling Mo (Duet With Regine Velasquez), Sa Puso Ko, Cant Help Myself, Het Leven Is Goed In Mn Brabantse Land, Other Offspring song Lyrics Cant Get My Head Around You Lyrics (Intro) Disclaimer Lyrics 25 Girls Lyrics 52 Girls Lyrics 52 Grrls Lyrics 80 Times Lyrics A Thousand Days Lyrics All Along Lyrics All I Want Lyrics Amazed Lyrics Americana Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Offsrping Lyrics Oficina G3 Lyrics Ofra Haza Lyrics OFTB Lyrics OG Ron C Lyrics OG Spanish Fly Lyrics OG Style Lyrics Ogden Skip Lyrics Ogie Alcasid Lyrics Oh No Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy