Song Lyrics Ogden Skip - Dear Ex Wife    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> O>> Ogden Skip Singer Lyrics>> Dear Ex Wife Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ogden Skip Music Title/Track: Dear Ex Wife Theme ID: 1835 Album: N/A Copyright 1989,1997 Well you've wondered about my dear ex-wife And what she's all about I can sum her up in about 500 words But I'll probably have to swear and shout She's got blood-shot eyes and a curly tail And a sniffling, running snout Well I hate to dismay but I'd be better off gay And this is all I can say CHORUS: She's a two bit, low down, hoe down, lard ass, nasty two-timing bitch She's big and dumb and her brain is dumb and her mother is a witch She's a stupid, ugly, money hungry, shameless rotten hussey bitch I wish they's take her away, I wish it more every day I don't deserve to be treated this way Well I put her through school but she forgot all the rules That we made in the past Soon as she graduated, premeditated, she dumped me on my ass She said with a grin, "Looks like I done you in Now get your butt of my property fast" Her mother said, "oy vay, you best go away, I never liked you anyway" Chorus She got the house and the dog and the waterbed The TV and the VCR She got the kids and the frige and the video games Not to even mention that car I got child support bills and a case of the chills and her tab at her bar I'd like to end it today, but there ain't no way Cause there/s bills I'm still trying to pay Chorus Chorus (comments welcome - skip@brew-meister.com Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Nandito Ako, Pagkakataon, Sa Kanya, Sa Piling Mo (Duet With Regine Velasquez), Sa Puso Ko, Cant Help Myself, Het Leven Is Goed In Mn Brabantse Land, Devil, Earthworm, Kettle, Lusid, Pore, Water, 123 Red Light, Beg Borrow And Steal, Yummy Yummy Yummy, Fire, Funky Worm, I Want To Be Free, Love Rollarcoaster, Love Rollercoaster, 23 Houres, Anarcho-Pie, Anti-Police Aggro, Apartheid Stinx, Bash The Fash, Boot Down The Door, Break The Mould, Clachan Chalanais, Commies And Nazis, Dealer In Death, Deathcafe, Die For BP, Free The Henge, Fuck Everybody who Voted Tory, GLF, Go Green, Guilty, Hands Off Nicaragua, Hunt the Rich, John Major-Fuck You, Lowest Of The Low, Meine Augen, Mindless Few, Mindrot, Nazi Scum, No filthy nuclear power, No More Roads, Nuclear Waste, Omnicide, Other Ogden Skip song Lyrics Animal Rights Activists Lyrics If Love Was Lyrics Other Artists Ogie Alcasid Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Oh Sixteen Oh Seven Lyrics Ohgr Lyrics Express Ohio Lyrics Ohio Express Lyrics Ohio Players Lyrics Oi Polloi Lyrics Oil Midnight Lyrics Oingo Boingo Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy