Song Lyrics Oingo Boingo - The Cat Is Dead    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> O>> Oingo Boingo Singer Lyrics [Oingo Boingo other resources]>> The Cat Is Dead Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Oingo Boingo Music Title/Track: The Cat Is Dead Theme ID: 2143 Album: N/A Oh, deedle-dee three tots are we And we're as clever as can be We live with Grandma Ida And our dear, old Grandpa Ned And little, Baby Mike (the brat) And don't forget the Siamese cat And in the attic from Detroit is great, fat Uncle Fred Oh Grandpa wishes he were rich And Grandma just complains (the bitch) And Uncle Fred sits drunk in bed Mike cries all night and day The cat thinks that he owns the place He bites and scratches on the face It'd be so nice if they all went away Away! Away-dee-dae-dee-dae-dee-dae-dee-dae-dee-dae-dee-dae-dee-dae The cat is dead!The cat is dead! I went to pat him on the head He didn't purr, he didn't meow He didn't blink or sniff He seemed to have a funny smile That made me laugh but all the while The tail that used to flip and flop got awful cold and stiff We chopped him into little bits And seasoned him with apple bits And with some dust, We made a crust And put him in a pie Into the oven he did slip Until the crust was nice and crisp I'll love the little kittie til I die I die! I die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die The cat is dead! The cat is dead! And Mikey too and Uncle Fred, Expiring all so suddenly While sipping down some tea The tea was hot The tea was nice Some stricnine and a little spice To cover up the funny taste of our conspiracy When Grandpa saw what we had done He went straight for his hunting gun But we were quick, we stole the clip The rest is history To make sure Grandma wouldn't flee We gave her a labotamy And now she's just as happy as can be Can be! Can be-dee-dle-dee-dle-dee-dle-dee-dle-dee-dle-dee-dle-dee The cat is dead! The cat is dead! I went to pat him on the head He didn't purr, he didn't meow, He didn't blink or sniff He seemed to have a funny smile That made me laugh but all the while The tail that used to flip and flop Got awful cold and stiff We chopped him into little bits, And seasoned him with apple bits And with some dust, we made a crust And put him in a pie Into the oven he did slip Until the crust was nice and crisp I'll love the little kitty 'til I die! I die! I die-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Whyd We Come (All This Way), Wild Sex, Winning Side, You Got Your Baby Back, You Really Got Me, Back Stabbers, Christmas Just Aint Christmas Without The One You Love, For The Love Of Money, I Love Music, Love Me Like A Rock, Love Train, 1,000 Miles Per Hour, Antmusic, Bye Bye Baby, C-C-C-Cinnamon Lips, C-C-C-Cinnomon Lips, Dont Ask Me, Easy Chair (Arent We Dozy) Live, Get Over It, Hello, My Treacherous Friends, Its Tough, Olivers Army, Return, Shortly Before The End, The Fix Is In, Theres A Fire, Theres A Fire, Tough To Have A Crush, Unrequited Orchestra Of Locomotion, We Dug A Hole, What To Do, Women Men, WomenMen, Youre So Damn Hot, Girl Watcher, Die Story Unserer Kleinen Family, Omas Party, All Er Nothin, Caint Say No!, Finale: Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin, Its A Scandal! Its An Outrage!, Kansas City, Lonely Room, Many A New Day, Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin, Oklahoma, Out of my dreams, People Will Say Were In Love, People Will Say Were In Love (Reprise), Pore Jud Is Daid, Other Oingo Boingo song Lyrics Acapella Ditty Lyrics Aint This The Life Lyrics Animals Lyrics Bachelor Party Lyrics Ballad Of The Caveman Lyrics Better Luck Next Time Lyrics California Girls Lyrics Cant See (useless) Lyrics Commando Girls Lyrics Cool City Lyrics Cry of Vatos Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Boingo Oingo Lyrics OJays Lyrics OK Go Lyrics OKaysions Lyrics Okko Lyrics Oklahoma! Soundtrack Lyrics Oktober Lyrics Okuyatos Lyrics Ol 55 Lyrics Ol Dirty Bastard Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy