Song Lyrics Ookla the Mok - Number One    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> O>> Ookla the Mok Singer Lyrics [Ookla the Mok other resources]>> Number One Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ookla the Mok Music Title/Track: Number One Theme ID: 4626 Album: N/A I am a gambler I am Fortune's son I am the first mate of the NCC-1701D Well I had an encounter at Farpoint Station With a little touch of constipation While I was waiting to come aboard and meet my crew But when the captain arrived I got this feeling inside That there was something that I needed to do And it's true That when I got to my quarters there was something missing I didn't have a pot to piss in But I was too proud to ask an ensign where to go And so I flashed with a smile and held it in for awhile And tried not to let it show But you know CHORUS: I asked the ship's computer I checked the technical guide But there are no bathrooms on the Enterprise I've been here seven days And I can't wait anymore Pretty soon I'm gonna boldly go where no one's ever gone before I can't sit down, I'm in some condition How'd Kirk survive on a five year mission? This new assignment is getting harder to endure Cause I ain't feeling so great and I'm putting on lots of weight I couldn't make it through a three hour tour That's for sure And now I've gained twenty pounds and I grew a beard How could I shave without a bathroom mirror? If I don't get some relief I'm gonna split my skin Cause I'm as round as a globe and if I don't launch a probe Soon I'll weigh enough to be my own twin My transporter twin CHORUS Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Three Monkeys, Tiberius Rising, Tommy, View Master, (Why Ill Never Be) Clean Again, Alive, Always, Anniversary, Another Disease, Answer Me, Asshole, Atem, Augen Auf, Augen Auf (English-Eyes Open), Augen Auf (Freizeichen vs OOMPH-Mix), Bastard, Bitter, Born Praised Kissed, Born - Praised - Kissed, Born-Praised-Kissed, Breathe, Breathtaker, Brennende Liebe, Burn Your Eyes, Come And Kick Me, Das Ist Freiheit, Das Weisse Licht, Das Weisse Licht (Refraction), Defekt, Dein Feuer, Dein Weg, Der Alptraum Der Kindheit, Der Neue Gott, Der neue Gott (CD Bonus), Der Neue Gott (ii), Der Strom, Dickhead, Die Maske, Diesmal wirst du sehn, Down In This Hole, Drop The Lie, Du spielst Gott, Ego, Eisbaer, Eisbaer (English-Polar Bear), Eisbaer (Francais-LOurs Polaire), Eiszeit, Feiert Das Kreuz, Fieber, Foil, Other Ookla the Mok song Lyrics 54 Miles Lyrics Aged Lyrics Arthur Curry Lyrics Bride Of Wolfman Lyrics Cool Lyrics Cowboy Secret Space Detective Lyrics Dollar Fifty Movies Lyrics Fly Lyrics Gorilla Gorilla Lyrics Guggenheim Love Lyrics Haydn Seek Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Oomph Lyrics Oora Lyrics Oosterhuis Trijntje Lyrics Opal Lyrics Opcion Sonica Lyrics Open Hand Lyrics Openmindead Lyrics Opera Atomic Lyrics Opera IX Lyrics Operacion Triunfo Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy