Song Lyrics Ookla the Mok - Private I    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> O>> Ookla the Mok Singer Lyrics [Ookla the Mok other resources]>> Private I Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ookla the Mok Music Title/Track: Private I Theme ID: 4627 Album: N/A I want to wear a Stetson hat and a long trench coat And I want to find a case-solving clue on a bloodstained note Mysterious dames will hire me To solve their dead uncle's mystery And I'll carry a gun but I'll only shoot the bad guys I want to be a private eye I want to go where no man's ever gone before And I want to wield my evil father's laser sword One little step for me Gets bigger when there's no gravity And I'm gonna fly high in the sky faster than the speed of thought I'm gonna be an astronaut CHORUS: People always ask me, "When you gonna grow up And when you do what will you be?" That's when I always tell them if I'm gonna grow up I'll do it on my own sweet time and what I become is still up to me I want to be the fastest draw in the wild, wild West In boot and spurs and a ten-gallon hat I'll be well dressed I'll catch the bandits and throw them in jail I'll win a shootout at the OK Corral Oh bury me not on the lone prairie don't fence me in, Roy I want to be a cowboy I want to say, "Land ho! Argghh! Avast!" and "Batten down the hatches!" And I want to have a peg leg, a hook for an arm, and two eyepatches I'll run you through then make you walk the plank or I'll tie you to a two-ton anchor I'll be a pirate I'll show no fear I want to be a buccaneer (What's a buccaneer?) (Too much to pay for corn.) (ha ha ha.) CHORUS In the sandbox and on the jungle gym Barbie dolls and Tonka trucks were made for her and him I don't know I don't know But you just ask my mom, she says I can be whatever I want to be And you just ask your dad if you can come over and play with me I wanna be a photo-journalist college kid And I wanna get bitten by a radioactive arachnid One lesson that'll be learned by me Is that with great power comes great responsibility And I'll have an uncanny spider-sense and web-shooters on my hands I wanna be Spider-Man! (Cool!) I want to arc through the air with the grace of a falcon Then I want to jump into the arms of Macaulay Caulkin While the other kids are dancing to U2 I'll be spinning round and round in a tutu I wanna be as limber as fully cooked semolina I want to be a male ballerina (You wanna be a WHAT?) (I wanna be a male ballerina!) (No way!) (No it's not, my mommy says that I can be whatever I wanna be, like who do YOU wanna be? fricken uh...) (Spider-Man, man) (Spider-Man, oh, Spider-Man... like how about a cowboy, gimme a break, Wyatt Earp didn't even exist! You're singing about the OK Corral, you see the episode Spectre of the Gun from Star Trek, you think you know everything there is to know about Wyatt Earp, gimme a fricken break!) (Hey, I know everything I *need* to know about Wyatt Earp, OK!) (Yeah, well, wasn't he just some old guy that died in a fricken nursing home?) (Yeah, well, at least I'm not a fricken... a fricken...) (Just shut up and sing the chorus, OK?) (OK...) CHORUS Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Tiberius Rising, Tommy, View Master, (Why Ill Never Be) Clean Again, Alive, Always, Anniversary, Another Disease, Answer Me, Asshole, Atem, Augen Auf, Augen Auf (English-Eyes Open), Augen Auf (Freizeichen vs OOMPH-Mix), Bastard, Bitter, Born Praised Kissed, Born - Praised - Kissed, Born-Praised-Kissed, Breathe, Breathtaker, Brennende Liebe, Burn Your Eyes, Come And Kick Me, Das Ist Freiheit, Das Weisse Licht, Das Weisse Licht (Refraction), Defekt, Dein Feuer, Dein Weg, Der Alptraum Der Kindheit, Der Neue Gott, Der neue Gott (CD Bonus), Der Neue Gott (ii), Der Strom, Dickhead, Die Maske, Diesmal wirst du sehn, Down In This Hole, Drop The Lie, Du spielst Gott, Ego, Eisbaer, Eisbaer (English-Polar Bear), Eisbaer (Francais-LOurs Polaire), Eiszeit, Feiert Das Kreuz, Fieber, Foil, Gekreuzigt, Other Ookla the Mok song Lyrics 54 Miles Lyrics Aged Lyrics Arthur Curry Lyrics Bride Of Wolfman Lyrics Cool Lyrics Cowboy Secret Space Detective Lyrics Dollar Fifty Movies Lyrics Fly Lyrics Gorilla Gorilla Lyrics Guggenheim Love Lyrics Haydn Seek Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Oomph Lyrics Oora Lyrics Oosterhuis Trijntje Lyrics Opal Lyrics Opcion Sonica Lyrics Open Hand Lyrics Openmindead Lyrics Opera Atomic Lyrics Opera IX Lyrics Operacion Triunfo Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy