Song Lyrics Oscar Brand - A Clean Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> O>> Oscar Brand Singer Lyrics>> A Clean Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Oscar Brand Music Title/Track: A Clean Song Theme ID: 6901 Album: N/A A CLEAN SONG There was a young sailor Who looked through the glass, And spied a fair mermaid With scales on her island Where seagulls Fly over their nests She combed the long hair That hung over her shoulders And caused her To tickle and itch. The sailor cried out "There's a beautiful mermaid," A-sitting out There on the rocks, The crew came around A-grabbing their glasses And crowded four deep To the rail, All eager to share In this fine piece of news. Which the captain soon Heard from the watch. He tied down the wheel And he reached for his crackers And cheese which He kept near the door. In case he might someday Encounter a mermaid. He knew he must Use all his wits Crying "Throw out a line. We'll lasso her flippers." And then we will Certainly find If mermaids are better Before or be brave My good fellows." The captain then said. "With fortune we'll break Through her mermaiden head- -ing to starboard They tacked with dispatch. And caught that fair mermaid Just under her elbows And hustled her Down below decks, And each took a turn At her feminine setting Her free at the end Of the farce, She splashed in the waves, Falling flat on her after A while one man Noticed some scabs, Soon they broke out with the pox And the scratching With fury, Cursing with spleen, This song may be dull But it's certainly clean. Recorded by Oscar Brand, Bawdy Sea Songs see also BUTBRASS, SWTVILT @bawdy @sailor @myth filename[ CLEANSNG JY ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: All Or Nothing, All She Wrote, American Game, Baby I Would, Been Around The World, Comin To The Rescue, Comin To The Rescue, Coming to the Rescue, Craving, Disagree, Easy Way, Every 6 Seconds, Every Six Seconds, Favorite Girl, From The Damage, Girl, How Deep Is Your Love, I Only Dance With You, I Showed Her, I Still Love You, I Swear, Liquid Dreams, Love Should Be A Crime, Luz De Luna, Make Her Say, Meant For You, My First, My Last, Nothing At All, Now That I Found You, O Town, One Heart, Over Easy, Say, Say, Say,Say, See You Again, Sensitive, Sexiest Woman Alive, Sexiest women alive, Shy Girl, Suddenly, Take Me Under, The Joint, The Painter, These Are The Days, U Bring Me Under, Under Your Spell, We Fit 2gether, We Fit Together, You Bring Me Under, You Cant Lose Me, Other Oscar Brand song Lyrics Bologna Lyrics Other Artists Oscar D Leon Lyrics Oscar De La Hoya Lyrics O-Town Lyrics O-Zone Lyrics Oscar G Lyrics Oscar G and Ralph Falcon Lyrics Oscar Hammerstein Lyrics Oscar Medina Lyrics Oscar Woods Lyrics Osculum Infame Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy