Song Lyrics Pain - Seven-Inch Cowboy    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> P>> Pain Singer Lyrics [Pain other resources]>> Seven-Inch Cowboy Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Pain Music Title/Track: Seven-Inch Cowboy Theme ID: 1215 Album: N/A Im a seven-inch cowboy With a tiny pair of six guns. Fivell get you ten, I betcha never seen one. Well Im a seven inch cowboy How do you be? And Im used to people gawking and a-staring at me But I wasnt always so gol-darned wee Let me tell you my story, You can listen for free. For seven long years, Now thats a year for every inch I stand Ive traveled small and lonely down the byways of this giant land Like a country western Lilliputian too afraid to stop Im at the bottom of the food chain whereas I once was at the top. I wandered on foot, my horse had done abandoned me And every town I come tos like a terrible dream The other cowboys mocked me and spit tobacco like meteors Watching me dodge em and laughing at my small squeaky scream I went to a saloon to get a drink They wouldnt serve me They stuffed me in a glass and slid me up and down the bar And all the barroom women gathered round and had their way with me They sang a song both cold and mean Cause thats how women are, They sang, A man can pan for gold and strike it rich and be a millionaire Or ride the rodeo and be the best one at it anywhere. Drive a brand new car, be a movie star Size is all that counts, and there you are. And Im a seven-inch cowboy With a tiny pair of six guns Fivell get you ten I bet you never seen one (Yodeling) Now as you can imagine, Id grown pretty bitter (Although thats the only way in which I had grown) And in that seventh year I finally found my transgressor, The man who had shrunk me, the worst fiend Id ever known. The mad Professor Mentley was his name and I drew near I hopped upon his shoulder and I grabbed him by the ear I held my little pistols up a Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Man Upstairs, The People, The People, The Tables Have Turned, The Third Wave, Thimbledrone, Umbrella, Upright, Antidote, Army Of The Bored, Beanbag, Chuck Al Hashib, Comeback, Derision, Easy Out, Ellen, Enough, Excalibur, Fight, Full Speed Ahead, Full Speed Ahead (Battleship Version), Futz Said Julie, Gavin, Goggins, Grudge, Idle Hands, In A Band, Island Of Fear, Jabberjaw, Jonathan Fallow, Juice Square Pegs, Kokamantratarius, Man Upstairs (What A Man Version), Midgets With Guns, Milk, Nitro, One-Legged Girl, People The People, Pose Ode, Put Together, Right On, Square Pegs, Suckerpunch, The Bottlerocket War, The Man Upstairs, The Song Of The Seven Inch Cowboy, The White Recluse, The White Recluse (Demo Version), Thimbledrome, Umbrella, Upright, Other Pain song Lyrics A Good Day To Die Lyrics Adams Apple Lyrics Adams Apple Lyrics Antidote Lyrics Bottlerocket War Lyrics Breathe Lyrics Breathing In, Breathing Out Lyrics Bye Die Lyrics Choke on Your Lies Lyrics Chuck Al Hashib Lyrics Close My Eyes Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Pain (American Band) Lyrics Pain Killing Drug Lyrics Pain Of Salvation Lyrics Pain Teens Lyrics Paine Sam Lyrics Painful Memories Lyrics Pais Joao Pedro Lyrics Paisley Brad Lyrics Brad Paisley Lyrics Paisley Brain Cells Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy