Song Lyrics Paul McDermott - Your Jeans Are Too Tight    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> P>> Paul McDermott Singer Lyrics [Paul McDermott other resources]>> Your Jeans Are Too Tight Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Paul McDermott Music Title/Track: Your Jeans Are Too Tight Theme ID: 6237 Album: N/A This song is for the ladies, or as i like to call you... Women. [verse 1] I first saw you baby In a Pair of pale blue slacks (slacks) Feigning Dis-interest at the stares they'd attract (tract) They were cut low in the front lower in the back I could see clear to Hobart Its a good thing you waxed [chorus] Your jeans are too tight Your jeans are too tight Im seeing the moon And its not yet the night Your jeans are too small Your jeans are too small If you were a Fella Id see clear to your balls Your jeans are too tight Oh lady.... Your jeans are too tight [chorus 2] I must admit That id never seen denim so strained Your the kinda girl baby That puts plumbers to shame Now dont take offence But your back rack is stacked If i was a dealer I couldnt move that much crack [verse 3] in your jeans you look great in your jeans you look great like a denim-clad camel toed glued on your leg your jeans must constrict your jeans must constrict whats that by your cuff? dear god, its your lip! [verse 4] Your ankles look pale! Has the blood been cut off? Let me spend just a penny In that stone wash coin slot Look at that butt grin Too cheeky to pass That thong that your wearings Just flossing your ass [verse 5] The elastic is stretched With wreckless abandon Like a tightrope of cotton Across the grand canyon Babe ill just ask ya Now no misbehaving Were you ever a roadie? Did you work for Van Halen? Im Raving, Your Shaven It couldnt be better And thanks for reminding me I must post that letter (Letter) letter (letter) Lett-errrrrr [(spoken)And its quite a bulky post item too... Its quite large!] [verse 6] Your Jeans stick like glue They look good on you They make me feel like shopping At BIG W Its your jeans that i like Its you jeans that i like Can you touch your toes baby So i can park my bike? Your jeans are too tight Your jeans are too tight And i dont mind at allllll..... (It's not like you're my woman!) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Schizophrenia (Di J Nagai House Edit), Someone, Someone To Call My Lover, Soul Of An Angel, Southern Sun (Dj Tiesto Remix), Southern Sun (Gabriel And Dresden Unplugged Mix), Southern Sun (Solar Stone Chill Out Remix), Starry Eyed Suprise, Starry Eyed Surprise (Feat. Shifty Shellshock), Starry-Eyed Surprise, The Harder They Come, The Harder They Come (Ft. Nelly Furtado), Time Of Your Life, Starry Eyed Surprise, Straw And A Pipe, Call The Preacher, Homemaker, Love Helps Those, Seein My Father In Me, Sowin Love, Till The Answer Comes, What God Has Joined Together, Whats Going Without Saying, Whats Going Without Saying, Another Heartbreak, Cathys Story Passion, City Of Dreams, Living In The Western World, Nowhere, Shes A Model, Spanish Bars, Teacher, Terrys Inside, The Right Kind Of Love, Another Heartbreak, City Of Dreams, Living In The Western World, Nowhere, Spanish Bars, Teacher, The Right Kind Of Love, Only Reminds Me Of You By StPaul Aka Paul Peterse, Heureux DUn Printemps, Lescalier, YA Pas Grand Chose Dans LCiel A Soir, Back To The Lab, Edgewater, A Prince Among Thieves, Handle Your Time, MC Hustler, Other Paul McDermott song Lyrics Guilty Of Nothing Lyrics Happiness Lyrics Love You Save Lyrics Lucky (edit) Lyrics Mercy Lyrics Oops!...i Did It Again Lyrics Oopsi Did It Again Lyrics Perfect Day Lyrics Sad Fuckers Of The World Lyrics Shivers Lyrics Shut Up And Kiss Me Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Paul Nicholas Lyrics Paul Norton Lyrics Paul Oakenfold feat. Shifty Shellshock of Crazy Town Lyrics Paul Oscher Lyrics Paul Oxleys Unit Lyrics Paul Oxleys Unit Lyrics Paul Petersen Lyrics Paul Piche Lyrics Paul Prince Lyrics Paul Revere Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy