Song Lyrics Randy Hanzlick - Id Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> R>> Randy Hanzlick Singer Lyrics>> Id Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Randy Hanzlick Music Title/Track: Id Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Theme ID: 3850 Album: N/A Jimmy and I were brothers. We went down different paths. Jimmy always listened to my mother, And me, I never like to take a bath. As we grew and tumbled through adulthood The pressure caused emotional drain. So now I'm slowly dying in the bottle and Jimmy has to live with half a brain. Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me, And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy. Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than have to have a frontal lobotomy. I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane. Jimmy let his troubles drive him crazy. He never tried to drown it in a drink. I know that drinking makes my thinking hazy, But at least I still have brains enough to think. Jimmy's got a brain that isn't stable. He doesn't have the sense to say his name. I'm sorry that his doctor was unable To remove the proper portion of his brain. Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me, And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy. Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than have to have a frontal lobotomy. I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane. Funny how the world works. People can be real jerks. Some prefer the tension over booze. Either way it ends the same. Hard to beat the living game. Might as well enjoy it while you lose. When I need a drink I start to shiver And Jimmy always viewed it with concern. But I'd rather have cirrhosis of the liver Than an intellect that's second to a fern. I wonder if old Jimmy's gonna hear it When I tell him that his logic wasn't sound. They'll dose him up on lots of evil spirits When they take him to the psychiatric grounds. Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me, And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy. Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than have to have a frontal lobotomy. I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane. I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: A Wedding in Cherokee County, Back In Time, Back On My Feet Again, Bad News From Home, Baltimore, Bet No One Ever Hurt This Bad, Better Off Dead, Big Hat, No Cattle, Birmingham, Burn On, Catholicism Made Easier, Christmas In Capetown, Cowboy, Davy The Fat Boy, Dayton, Ohio, 1903, Dayton Ohio-1903, Dayton, Ohio - 1903, Dixe Flyer, Dixie Flyer, Every Man a King, Every Time It Rains, Falling In Love, Faust (Act 1), Faust (Act 2), Feels Like Home, Follow The Flag, Four Eyes, Ghosts, Gods Song, Gods Song (Thats Why I Love Mankind), Gods Song, Gods Song (Thats Why I Love Mankind), Going Home, Great Nations of Europe, Guilty, Half A Man, Have You Seen My Baby, He Gives Us All His Love, I Gotta Be Your Man, I Love L. A., I Love L.A., I Love To See You Smile, I MIss You, I Think Hes Hiding, I Think Hes Hiding, I Think Its Going To Rain Today, I Think Its Going To Rain Today, I Want Everyone To Like Me, I Want You To Hurt Like I Do, I Will Go Sailing No More, Other Randy Hanzlick song Lyrics Other Artists Randy Meisner Lyrics Randy Newman Lyrics Randy Orton Lyrics Randy Santiago Lyrics Randy Starr Lyrics Randy Stonehill Lyrics Randy Travis Lyrics Randy Travis F/ Clint Eastwood Lyrics Randy Travis F/ Kris Kristofferson Lyrics randy vanwarmer Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy