Song Lyrics Randy Newman - Half A Man    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> R>> Randy Newman Singer Lyrics [Randy Newman other resources]>> Half A Man Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Randy Newman Music Title/Track: Half A Man Theme ID: 3896 Album: N/A This big old queen was standing On the corner of the street He waved his hanky at me As I went rolling by I pulled the truck up on the sidewalk And I climbed down from the cab With my tire-chain and my knife As I approached him He was trembling like a bird I raised the chain above my head He said, "Please, before you kill me Might I have one final word?" And this is what he said: "I am but Half A Man, Half A Man I'd like to be a dancer But I'm much too large Half A Man, Half A Man I'm an object for your pity Not your rage" Oh, the strangest feeling's sweeping over me Both my speech and manner have become much more refined I said, "Oh, what is this feeling? What is wrong with me?" She said, "Girl, it happens all the time " And you are Half A Man, Half A Man Look, you're walking and you're talking Like a fag." Half A Man, I am Half A Man Holy Jesus, what a drag Related Lyrics Random lyrics: I Think Its Going To Rain Today, I Want Everyone To Like Me, I Want You To Hurt Like I Do, I Will Go Sailing No More, Ill Be Home, Im Dead, Im Different, If You Need Oil, Ill Be Home, Im Dead, Im Different, In Germany Before The War, Its A Jungle Out There, Its Money That I Love, Its Money That Matters, Its Money That I Love, Its Money That Matters, Jolly Coppers On Parade, Kathleen (Catholicism Made Easier), Kingfish, Last Night I Had A Dream, Laughing Boy, Lets Burn Down The Cornfield, Lets Burn Down The Cornfield, Linda, Little Criminals, Little Island, Living Without You, Lonely At The Top, Louisiana 1927, Love Story, Lovers Prayer, Lovers Prayer, Lucinda, Mama Told Me Not To Come, Marie, Masterman and Baby J, Memo To My Son, Miami, Mikeys, Mikeys, Mr. President (Have Pity on the Working Man), Mr. Sheep, My Country, My Life is Good, My Old Kentucky Home, My Silent Love, Naked Man, New Orleans Wins The War, Old Man, Other Randy Newman song Lyrics A Fool In Love Lyrics A Wedding in Cherokee County Lyrics Back In Time Lyrics Back On My Feet Again Lyrics Bad News From Home Lyrics Baltimore Lyrics Bet No One Ever Hurt This Bad Lyrics Better Off Dead Lyrics Big Hat, No Cattle Lyrics Birmingham Lyrics Burn On Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Randy Orton Lyrics Randy Santiago Lyrics Randy Starr Lyrics Randy Stonehill Lyrics Randy Travis Lyrics Randy Travis F/ Clint Eastwood Lyrics Randy Travis F/ Kris Kristofferson Lyrics randy vanwarmer Lyrics Rangel Lyrics Rangel Vanessa Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy