Song Lyrics Sandler Adam - Assistant Principals Big Day    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> S>> Sandler Adam Singer Lyrics [Sandler Adam other resources]>> Assistant Principals Big Day Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Sandler Adam Music Title/Track: Assistant Principals Big Day Theme ID: 3660 Album: N/A [Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for the next few days." "Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow." "Number one - smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods." "Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself." "Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me is also prohibited." "Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm." "Number five - while I am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating." "Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they are masturbating." "If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass." "Good day" Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Do It For Mama, Do It for Your Mama, Fatty Mcgee, Food Innuendo Guy, Four Years Old, Grow Old With You, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Song Part One, Hanukkah Song Part Two, I Wanna Grow Old With You, Im So Wasted, Im So Wasted, Joining The Cult, Listenin to the Radio, Listenin To The Radio, Lunchlady Land, Masturbata, Memory Lane, Moyda, Mr Bake O, Mr. Bake-O, Mr. Spindels Phone Call, Mr Spindels Phone Call, My Little Chicken, Ode To My Car, Oh Mom, Pickin Daisies, Pickin Daisies, Read Hooded Sweatshirt, Right Field, Somebody Kill Me, Steve Polychronopolous, Sweat Beatrice, Sweet Beatrice, Teenage Love On The Phone, Thanksgiving Song, The Adventures Of The Cow, The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver, The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By, The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher, The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher, The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions, The Buffoon And The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah Song, The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, Other Sandler Adam song Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics Buddy Lyrics Cordurory Blues Lyrics Corduroy Blues Lyrics Crazy Love Lyrics Dancin and Pantsin Lyrics Dancin And Pantsin Lyrics Dip Doodle Lyrics Other Artists Sandoval Hope Lyrics Hope Sandoval Lyrics Sandpipers Lyrics Sandra Lyrics Sandra Dahlberg Lyrics Sandra Kim Lyrics Sandra L Greco Lyrics Sandra Mihanovich Lyrics Sandra Pires Lyrics Sandrine Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy