Song Lyrics Sandler Adam - Corduroy Blues    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> S>> Sandler Adam Singer Lyrics [Sandler Adam other resources]>> Corduroy Blues Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Sandler Adam Music Title/Track: Corduroy Blues Theme ID: 3666 Album: N/A When I was a boy There was no limit on what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained no weight That pissed off all my Momma's friends And made my big-boned sister irate But now I'm a man And all that food frolicking has caused my ego to hurt 'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone I'm too embarrassed to remove my shirt What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me And all them cookies I been munching lately My feets are becoming difficult to see I believe it was my Daddy Who led to this eating disease By calling me "The Little Candy-ass" When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese Or maybe it was my Momma Who got me addicted to the wrong foods Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet Would I get to see Momma's good moods They said eat this, they said eat that To stay skinny there was no chance And now when I walk I hear corduroy Even though I ain't wearing pants What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me (You fat fuck, you fat fuck) What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me (You fat fuck, you fat fuck) And all that ice cream I been eatin' lately My chins alone weigh 203 The diet starts tomorrow! I have a grapefruit for breakfast For lunch a bowl of white rice Dinnertime it's a saltless potato I ain't allowed no spice If this diet's gonna work Tonight I can't eat no more "Just go to sleep," I say to myself As I close the bedroom door Two in the morning, I wake up to piss My belly's hungry and achin' Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet Bring on the chips flavored with bacon What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Make a tub o' shit outta me And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately I shoulda bought stock in Sara Lee Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Hanukkah, Hanukkah Song Part One, Hanukkah Song Part Two, I Wanna Grow Old With You, Im So Wasted, Im So Wasted, Joining The Cult, Listenin to the Radio, Listenin To The Radio, Lunchlady Land, Masturbata, Memory Lane, Moyda, Mr Bake O, Mr. Bake-O, Mr. Spindels Phone Call, Mr Spindels Phone Call, My Little Chicken, Ode To My Car, Oh Mom, Pickin Daisies, Pickin Daisies, Read Hooded Sweatshirt, Right Field, Somebody Kill Me, Steve Polychronopolous, Sweat Beatrice, Sweet Beatrice, Teenage Love On The Phone, Thanksgiving Song, The Adventures Of The Cow, The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver, The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By, The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher, The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher, The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions, The Buffoon And The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah Song, The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hypnotist, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The New Chanukah Song, The Respect Chant, Other Sandler Adam song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics Buddy Lyrics Cordurory Blues Lyrics Crazy Love Lyrics Dancin and Pantsin Lyrics Dancin And Pantsin Lyrics Dip Doodle Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Sandoval Hope Lyrics Hope Sandoval Lyrics Sandpipers Lyrics Sandra Lyrics Sandra Dahlberg Lyrics Sandra Kim Lyrics Sandra L Greco Lyrics Sandra Mihanovich Lyrics Sandra Pires Lyrics Sandrine Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy