Song Lyrics Sandler Adam - Ode To My Car    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> S>> Sandler Adam Singer Lyrics [Sandler Adam other resources]>> Ode To My Car Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Sandler Adam Music Title/Track: Ode To My Car Theme ID: 3695 Album: N/A Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack And the interior smells real bad 'Cause my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (He's got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (That fuckin' pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh fuck you car It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (They can bite his ass too) And I got no fuckin' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" (You fuckin' piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) I got piece of shit car (He got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (That fuckin' pile of shit) That pile of metal shit (Never gets him very far) Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do To get stuck with you You're too wide for drive-thru And you smell like the shoe But I'm too broke to buy something new Oh fuck me Well the engine likes to flood The car always fuckin' stalls And the seat cushion's got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls (Ouch, ouch, ouch) Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a fucking coat hanger (What a pain in his ass) And if a girlie sees my car There's no chance I'll ever bang her (He never ever gets da pussy) Hey shut up (Piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (You got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (Piece of shit car) Bald fuckin' tires (You got a piece of shit car) No rearview fucking mirror (Piece of shit car) Seven different colors (You got a piece of shit car) Fucking rag for a gas cap (Piece of shit car) Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser (You got a piece of shit car) Cabby give me a push (Piece of shit car...) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Thanksgiving Song, The Adventures Of The Cow, The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver, The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By, The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher, The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher, The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions, The Buffoon And The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah Song, The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hypnotist, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The New Chanukah Song, The Respect Chant, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Toll Booth Willie, Voodoo, What The Hell Happened To Me, Zittly Van Zittles, Around My Smile, Butterfly Mornings, Charlotte, Clear Day, Drop, Lose Me On The Way, On The Low, Sometimes Always, Suzanne, Guantanamera, (Ill Never Be) Maria Magdalena, A Big Insanity, Andy Mein Freund, Around My Heart, Bevor Er Kam, Celebrate Your Life, Change Your Mind, Children Of England, Crazy Juliet, Dont Be Aggressive, Dont Cry (The Breakup Of The World), Dont Be Aggressive, Dont Cry, Dont Cry (The Breakup Of The World), Other Sandler Adam song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics Buddy Lyrics Cordurory Blues Lyrics Corduroy Blues Lyrics Crazy Love Lyrics Dancin and Pantsin Lyrics Dancin And Pantsin Lyrics Dip Doodle Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Sandoval Hope Lyrics Hope Sandoval Lyrics Sandpipers Lyrics Sandra Lyrics Sandra Dahlberg Lyrics Sandra Kim Lyrics Sandra L Greco Lyrics Sandra Mihanovich Lyrics Sandra Pires Lyrics Sandrine Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy