Song Lyrics Sandler Adam - Sweet Beatrice    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> S>> Sandler Adam Singer Lyrics [Sandler Adam other resources]>> Sweet Beatrice Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Sandler Adam Music Title/Track: Sweet Beatrice Theme ID: 3704 Album: N/A Hangin' with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yellin' "I'm goin' to the corner store," Be back at quarter to four "Don't slam you pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore Hangin' out at Studio 54 Break-dancin' on the slick, brick disco floor With Lionel Richie Who, by the way, was a Commodore One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle-tooth boar Who couldn't breathe right since the Vietnam War Then she played Chinese Checkers with Skeletor And went camping with Eva Gabor She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And, she's coming home I got a picture of her down by the seashore Wearing a bikini made of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and the downs like an elevator But deep inside she's a marshmallow s'more Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor Either/or, neither/nor She'll share it with your Labrador She can run faster than a blazing meteor Loves Winnie the Pooh and his friend Eeyore Can make a pipe out of an apple core That's a trick she learned from Roberto Parrish Down in Ecuador You know why? She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she's coming home Well, for sure, she opened the door Whipped out a three-foot fishing lure Sexually, that made me feel insecure Like the time I was a roadie On Elton John's tour She said "Let's go catch some Piscatore!" I said "Beatrice, you don't eat fish no more" She said "By G-d, you're right!" So we took ourselves a snore And when we woke up 10 hours later We made "Love Du Jour" She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she came home She likes to clean out the attic every now and then She's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She'll keep 'em on even though they're way to small Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me She ain't never gonna let me down She ain't never gonna tell nobody I'm afraid of birds and spiders Well, Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice And she loves Pat Summerall Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Chanukah Song, The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hypnotist, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The New Chanukah Song, The Respect Chant, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Toll Booth Willie, Voodoo, What The Hell Happened To Me, Zittly Van Zittles, Around My Smile, Butterfly Mornings, Charlotte, Clear Day, Drop, Lose Me On The Way, On The Low, Sometimes Always, Suzanne, Guantanamera, (Ill Never Be) Maria Magdalena, A Big Insanity, Andy Mein Freund, Around My Heart, Bevor Er Kam, Celebrate Your Life, Change Your Mind, Children Of England, Crazy Juliet, Dont Be Aggressive, Dont Cry (The Breakup Of The World), Dont Be Aggressive, Dont Cry, Dont Cry (The Breakup Of The World), Everlasting Love, First Lullaby, Footprints, Forever, Forgive Me, Free Love, Freelove, Heartbeat, Heartbeat (Thats Emotion), Other Sandler Adam song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics Buddy Lyrics Cordurory Blues Lyrics Corduroy Blues Lyrics Crazy Love Lyrics Dancin and Pantsin Lyrics Dancin And Pantsin Lyrics Dip Doodle Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Sandoval Hope Lyrics Hope Sandoval Lyrics Sandpipers Lyrics Sandra Lyrics Sandra Dahlberg Lyrics Sandra Kim Lyrics Sandra L Greco Lyrics Sandra Mihanovich Lyrics Sandra Pires Lyrics Sandrine Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy