Song Lyrics Sandler Adam - The Adventures Of The Cow    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> S>> Sandler Adam Singer Lyrics [Sandler Adam other resources]>> The Adventures Of The Cow Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Sandler Adam Music Title/Track: The Adventures Of The Cow Theme ID: 3707 Album: N/A "And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" [Plane sounds] [M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it [Cow:] Moo [Ripcord sounds] [Cow:] Moo,mrr [Parachute opens] [Cow:] Moow [Thud] "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" [Cow opening paper bag] [Cow:] Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] [Cow:] Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" [Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [Cow:] Moo [Crowd cheering] [Cow:] Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo] "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" [F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you [Cow:] Moo [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:] Moo [M2:] Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" [Tennis ball being hit] [Farmer:] That was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" [Phone rings, cow picks it up] [Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations? [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] Take that fatty [Cow:] Mrr [Slams down phone] "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" [Car sounds] [Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [Car hits farmer] [Farmer:] Oooh [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hypnotist, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The New Chanukah Song, The Respect Chant, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Toll Booth Willie, Voodoo, What The Hell Happened To Me, Zittly Van Zittles, Around My Smile, Butterfly Mornings, Charlotte, Clear Day, Drop, Lose Me On The Way, On The Low, Sometimes Always, Suzanne, Guantanamera, (Ill Never Be) Maria Magdalena, A Big Insanity, Andy Mein Freund, Around My Heart, Bevor Er Kam, Celebrate Your Life, Change Your Mind, Children Of England, Crazy Juliet, Dont Be Aggressive, Dont Cry (The Breakup Of The World), Dont Be Aggressive, Dont Cry, Dont Cry (The Breakup Of The World), Everlasting Love, First Lullaby, Footprints, Forever, Forgive Me, Free Love, Freelove, Heartbeat, Heartbeat (Thats Emotion), Heaven Can Wait, Hi Hi Hi, Hi! Hi! Hi!, Other Sandler Adam song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics Buddy Lyrics Cordurory Blues Lyrics Corduroy Blues Lyrics Crazy Love Lyrics Dancin and Pantsin Lyrics Dancin And Pantsin Lyrics Dip Doodle Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Sandoval Hope Lyrics Hope Sandoval Lyrics Sandpipers Lyrics Sandra Lyrics Sandra Dahlberg Lyrics Sandra Kim Lyrics Sandra L Greco Lyrics Sandra Mihanovich Lyrics Sandra Pires Lyrics Sandrine Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy