Song Lyrics Sanq - Broad Lick Nick    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> S>> Sanq Singer Lyrics>> Broad Lick Nick Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Sanq Music Title/Track: Broad Lick Nick Theme ID: 4113 Album: N/A The following is off of a tape of Sanq's, by request of many. Broad Lick Nick =============== It's a broad lick Nick And I'll tell you while I'm able Or I'll smash your skull if you don't drink Enough Black Label It's a hard man's drink Although the bottle's broken Put your money on the table Strain the glass through your teeth. So we grew up lean, mean, Kings of the street scene Without a mother's guiding hand To keep us clean. Down your rum We'll take life as it comes And all you Blue Ridge creeps Can lick our literary bum. Ii drank my first pure malt Before I was three I smoked a pack of Dutch cigarettes My pappy left for e And I romanced a little lass who was Twelve years my elder At the age of six I held her That year I also bed her So, before I was seven My first child was born. I told a pack of filthy lies as a politician I heard my own confession as an act of contrition. I spent ten years as a Trappist monk At a village in Tibet [something we can't figure out] Just to win a bet. I severed my leg to win a One legged race And when I won I stitched it Right back into place. I fought Muhammed Ali I seduced Mata Hari I even won a sari And I impersonated Ghandi And I dare any here to call me a liar... But I swear I saw Ezekiel I swear I saw Elijah Toasting marshmallows on Beelzebub's fire! We're bad (Bad!) Bad (Bad!) Dangerous to know We never gave a [something else we can't figure out] We'll stay up late And never be folorn And when the morning comes, We will kiss the crack of dawn. We took te wax from Kerouax, And [dust to old Doestoevsky?] And when all was said and done Booze was all I had left me. For all the world's great thinkers Are all a load Of PUS! And if you ask how Zarathustra spoke, HE SPAKE THUS: Drink, drink, drink Drink until you're drunk Drink until you can't stand up Til you're roly poly stung Til your bladder bursts Til you throw a bitter curse Til they pick you up, still comatose And slam dance in the hearse! We're good (Good!), bad (Bad!) Ugly as sin We mix our cough syrup With our gin So, take our medicine And I pray that when I die There'll be someone else around to kiss my ass goodbye Yes I pray, I pray, I pray that when I die There'll be someone else around to kiss my ass goodbye Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Amoureuse, Bahia, Cent Fois, Chanson Sur Ma Drole De Vie, Christopher, Le Maudit, Le Maudit Mais Ta Douleur Efface Ta Faute, On Mattend L Bas, On Mattend L-Bas, On Mattend La Bas, Un Peu Plus De Noir, Une Nuit Sur Son Epaule, Veronique, Vronique, Youre My Everything, Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood (Long Version), Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood, Youre My Everything, Youre My Everything, No Me Alcanza El Tiempo, Una Cancion Para Louis (Vampiro), (da Le) Taleo, A Dios, Africa Bamba, Agua Que Va Caer, All I Ever Wanted, All The Love Of The Universe, America, America (Feat. P.O.D.), Amore, Amore ( Sexo ), Amore (Sexo)(feat. Macy Gray, Amore(Sexo) (Feat. Macy Gray), Angel Ft Sarah Mclachlan, As The Years Go By, Aye Aye Aye, Babylon Feeling, Bailando/ Aquatic Park, Bailando/Aquatic Park, Before We Go, Black Magic Woman, Black Magic Woman/Gypsy Queen, Black Magic Woman / Gypsy Queen, Black Magic Woman / Gypsy Queen, Black Magic WomanGypsy Queen, BLACK MAGIC WOMEN, Body Surfing, Breaking Out, Brightest Star, Brotherhood, Other Sanq song Lyrics Not found Other Artists Sans Pression Lyrics Sanson Veronique Lyrics Santa Esmerald Lyrics Santa Esmeralda Lyrics Esmeralda Santa Lyrics Santa Sabina Lyrics Santana Lyrics SANTANA (f/ Michelle Branch) Lyrics Santana and Chad Kroeger Lyrics Santana F/ Alejandro Lerner Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy