Song Lyrics Tankard - Stone Cold Sober    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> T>> Tankard Singer Lyrics [Tankard other resources]>> Stone Cold Sober Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Tankard Music Title/Track: Stone Cold Sober Theme ID: 2768 Album: N/A Hey, liste, we're so sick of it Fire water is the devil's drink Don't want it, no more chugaloo Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk! Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea No more of that liquod death No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead No whisky, you can have our beer We'll be living in sobpiety Immortal! Drinking is a sin Prohibition is a good idea Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight Don't do it! Through your beer away! There'a a better way to have some fun At parties, if you wanna booze Get a six-pack of tomato juice Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea No more of that liquod death No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead Believe it, we are clean and dry We could play a gig at double a Headbangers on a water binge If you're heavy don't you drink and dive Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight The future - we can see it now Merchendizing heavy metal link Thrash soda in the water bar Multivitamins - we got our fill Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea No more of that liquod death No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Try Again, TV Hero, Two-Faced, U-R-B, Ugly Beauty, Ugly, Fat And Still Alive, Underground (Atmosphere Hostile), Up From Zero, Voodoo Box, We Are Us, Wheel Of Rebirth, Zero Dude, Zombie Attack, A civilizacio vege, A kiserlet szama, A Legjobb MeReg, A Legjobb Mreg, A rock roll rugoja, Adjon az ?g, Agyarorszag (En vagyok a toerveny), Agyarorszg (n Vagyok A Trvny), Az ember tervez, Barany, Be Vagyok Rugva, Brny, Ebreszto fel, Egyszer Dal, Egyszeru dal, Elni vagy egni, Igy lettel, Joennek A Fergek, Legyen koeztuenk hid, Lopott Knyvek, Lopott koenyvek, Magzat a mehben, Mennyorszag Tourist, Negy, OEroekke tart, Orokke tart, Pogo, Rio, Rock and rollnak hivott, Senki nem menekuel, Szappanopera, Szemetre valo, Szextargy, Vigyetek haza, Voltam Mar Bajban, 2 Parts Gas, Basta Ya!, Other Tankard song Lyrics (Empty) Tankard Lyrics 666 Packs Lyrics Acid Death Lyrics Alcohol Lyrics Alcohol (in album Chemical Invasion) Lyrics Alcoholic Nightmares Lyrics Alien Lyrics Always Them Lyrics Another Perfect Day Lyrics Atomic Twilight Lyrics Away Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Tankcsapda Lyrics Tanner Lyrics Tanted Roses Lyrics Tanto Metro Lyrics Tanto Metro F/ Devonte Lyrics TANTRIC Lyrics Tanya Lyrics Tanya Chua Lyrics Tanya Donelly Lyrics Tanya Stephens Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy