Song Lyrics Teddy And The Frat Girls - I Wanna Be A Man    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> T>> Teddy And The Frat Girls Singer Lyrics>> I Wanna Be A Man Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Teddy And The Frat Girls Music Title/Track: I Wanna Be A Man Theme ID: 4522 Album: N/A (Indescipherable foreign accent) Is everybody ready? Hans? Johann? Heidi? Let's go, everybody. I'm sorry I'm a girl, and not a man. Then I could come all the time, in the palm of my precious little hand. Get drunk in the bars, and act like a klutz. It really wouldn't matter. I'd be too stupid to be nuts. (Chorus) I Wanna Be a Man So I can stink. A big, tough guy. I'm sick of pink. And if I was a man, I could tell lots of lies About all the girls I've fucked. Just like all of you guys. I'd be self-sufficent. And I wouldn't need another. But if I got a little boo-boo. I'd go running back to my mother. (Chorus) And if I was a man, I'd always be hot. Wouldn't matter what I fucked, Just as long as it's got a twat. I'd just rip off her pants, And fuck her, 1, 2, 3. How did this stinking cunt, Have the luck to find me. (Ooo!) (Chorus) And if I was a man, I could piss anywhere. Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch. When you're a man, you don't care. I could fuck any time, and be hard as a rock. Spend my life worrying about the size of my teeny little cock. (Chorus) And if I was a man, All you sluts would give me head. (I'd) Get my rocks off, then I'd kick you out of bed. Be tackless and boring, with nauseating breath. I'd be a worthless piece of shit From birth until death. (Everybody!) (Chorus) (Everybody sing) (Chorus repeated in background) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Turn Off the Lights, When Somebody Loves You Back, Youre My Latest My Greatest Inspiration, Love Her For That, Psycho, Three Steps Down, Carelessly, Theres A Lull In My Life, THERE?S A LULL IN MY LIFE, These Foolish Things, You Cant Stop Me From Dreaming, Automatic Lover, Hey Boy (Feat Swing Fly), Hipphopper, Little Stereo, Punkrocker, Start At 11 (Feat Eagle Eye Cherry), Trollkarlen Lurifix, Yours To Keep Feat Paola, Fly-Bi, MA BELLE AMIE, My Belle Amie, Backstroke, Be Your Girl, Caught Up, Caution, Complex Simplicity, For A Lifetime, Last Day, No More Tears, Rescue Me, Still Got Love, Take Me feat Raphael Saadiq, You Better Tell Her, Youll Never Find, Deadhead, Fiorucci Nightmare, Fleeting Fury, Get Up And Go, Getting In My Way, Minor Disturbance, Minor Disturbance Too Young Too Rock, Sneakers, Teen Idles, Anybody Else, Bandwagon, Bas Nibbelke-Aisha (Nederlands), Burning Heart (Bas En Joel), Celeste-Bas En Joel (Songfestival), Come Dance With Me, Other Teddy And The Frat Girls song Lyrics Alophen Baby Lyrics Clubnite Lyrics I Owe It to the Girls Lyrics Other Artists Teddy Bears Lyrics Teddy Pendergrass Lyrics Teddy Thompson Lyrics Teddy Wilson Lyrics Teddybears Sthlm Lyrics Tee Bone Lyrics Tee Set Lyrics Teedra Moses Lyrics Teen Idles Lyrics Teena Marie Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy