Song Lyrics Ugly Americans - Orlando    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Ugly Americans Singer Lyrics [Ugly Americans other resources]>> Orlando Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ugly Americans Music Title/Track: Orlando Theme ID: 1380 Album: N/A I was sitting naked in a holiday inn down in Orlando And it was the morning of the last day of the year I didn't know who I was and I thought I might've been Evan Dando But if I was him than what the hell was I doing here So I asked myself one simple question What would I do with the rest of my life If I knew I couldn't fail I guess I'd get the hell Out of Orlando and find me a rich and beautiful wife Cause I don't want to do a damn thing And I want to be appreciated And I want to get paid well And I don't want to be hated I don't want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone So I called up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno They said you better have a credit card I said honey I'm pretty hard up But I ain't got no visa I said honey could you please uh help me She said she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted And I was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all come down to this And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets lonely When you're sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybird Down in Orlando in the middle of the night So I called up an old friend to see how he was doing But he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely knew him So I said I had to go then I couldn't take it any longer You know the desire to throw my naked body out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger I tried to take a cold shower but I couldn't get my nerve up I just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hair That was the worst idea that I had all day But goddamn it gets lonely down in f.l.o.r.i.d.a. Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird And just what the hell does it look like an Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Ice On The Sheets, Pacifico, Parasites, Smoke Like Ribbons, Things I Dont Remeber, To Roads To Go To Roads To Go, A Little Samba, Abigail Silk, Daisy, Dizzy, Do you know what im sayin, Do You Know What Im Sayin, Dumb It Down, Einsteins takin off, Einsteins Takin Off, Energy Drink, Everybody Cmon, Everybody Cmon, Everybody Come On, Everythings Alright, Eye on the Gold Chain, Eye On The Goldchain, Fresh Mode, Friday Night, Goodnight Now, I Did It Like This, I Wanna Go Home, Introduckling, Just A Little Samba, Meatshake, Mr. Tough Guy, Oasis, Opening Act, Pick Up Lines, Potty Mouth, Rio de Janeiro, Rock on Top, The Drive-Thru, Turn It Up, 10 Oct, 10/10, 1010, 12 Cents, Bicycle Wheels, Busy Bee, C. U. S. T., C.U.S.T., Candle Song, Cats In The Cradle, Cats In The Craddle, Other Ugly Americans song Lyrics Angelina Lyrics Big Ole Head Lyrics Big Wild World Lyrics Boom Boom Baby Lyrics Cant Get Enough Lyrics Candyman Lyrics Captain Lubritron Lyrics Chilly at the Crib Lyrics City of Sin Lyrics Dancing at the Foot of Angels Lyrics Electricmagneticlovethingexperience Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Ugly Casanova Lyrics Ugly Duckling Lyrics Ugly Kid Joe Lyrics Ugly Kid Joe (harry Chapin) Lyrics Uhp Lyrics Uk Mission Lyrics Uk Subs Lyrics UKW Lyrics Ulf Lundell Lyrics Ulla Meinecke Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy