Song Lyrics Unknown - A Prisoner for Life    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> A Prisoner for Life Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: A Prisoner for Life Theme ID: 3468 Album: N/A A Plea for Order (Heather Wood -- 1986) Please don't dismember your father, And leave bits all over the shed, He was a tidy man all of his life, And should remain so when he's dead. Gather him up in a garbage bag, Remember the collection's at two, Please leave the potting shed just as you found it, For others are following you. Just because you're a patricide, It doesn't mean that you can be untidy, Make the world a nice place to live, For others are following you. Don't make a bonfire of Mother if You live in a smoke-free zone. You'll bring disgrace on the family And lower the neighborhood's tone. Just feed her into the furnace; That way you'll save energy, too. Please leave the garden just as you found it, For others are following you. Just because you're a matricide. . . Please do not poison your brother; That might be hard to explain, Just get him drunk on rye whiskey And then shove him under a train. One thing that you should remember is To have him insured e'er you do. Please leave Amtrak just as you found it, For others are following you. Just because you're a fratricide. . . Don't have a cookout with Baby, He's so small, he'll only serve six, The steaks that you get will be paltry; He's hardly got ribs or drumsticks. You'll find that he'll go much further Served up in a hearty ragout. Please leave the dining room just as you found it, For others are following you. Just because you're an infanticide. . . Please don't go slashing your jugular And dripping all over the floor. Don't cut your wrists at the bathroom sink And cover the faucets with gore. Just take Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Admiral and Enlisted Men, Advice for Valentines Day, Advice to the Lovelorn, Afghanistan Anthem Native Text, Afghanistan Anthem Text, After the Ball, After the Strike, Aint Gonna Grieve My Lord No More, Aint It Great to Be Crazy, Air Corps Lament, Air Force 801, Alabamas Crew, Albania Anthem Native Text, Albatross, Alberta, Aley Aley, All Around My Hat, All Around My Hat Parody, All The Earth, All the Pretty Little Horses, All the World is Desolation, All Through the Night, Allison Gross, Alma Mater Cornell, Alouette, Alpha Phi Omega Toast, Alteh Buck, Altered, Alumbering We Go, Amelia Earharts Last Flight, Amtrak Song, Andrew Marteen, Andrew Ross Andrew Rose, Andro and His Cutty Gun, Angels We Have Heard On High, Angus Hempstead, Ann O Hethersgill, Antigua Anthem Text, Apple Computer, Apple Pickers Reel, Argentina Native Anthem Text, Arkys Toast, Army Bean, Army Bugs, Around Cape Horn, As I Walked Out, Asteroid Light, At the Boarding House, Auferstanden Aus Ruinen, Auld Lang Syne Original, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy