Song Lyrics Unknown - Advice for Valentines Day    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Advice for Valentines Day Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Advice for Valentines Day Theme ID: 3480 Album: N/A ADMIRAL AND ENLISTED MEN The enlisted men ride in a motor launch, The Captain he rides in a barge, He don't go a damned sight faster, But it gives the old bugger a charge. Singing turalai, urali, urali, Singing turalai, urali, ay, Singing turalai, urali, urali, Singing turalai, urali, ay, The enlisted men ride in a motor boat, The admiral he rides in a gig, He don't go a damned sight faster, But it makes the old bugger feel big. The enlisted men eat in the wardroom, The Captain won't eat with the mob, It ain't that he eats any better, He don't want us to know he's a slob. The enlisted men sleep in their hammocks, The Captain he sleeps in a bed, He don't sleep a damned sight better But he's twenty feet nearer the head. The sexual life of a camel. Is not quite what everyone thinks, One night in an excess of passion, He tried to make love to the Sphinx. Now the Sphinx's posterior regions Are all clogged by the sands of the Nile, Which accounts for the hump on the camel, And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile. In the process of civilization, From arthropoid ape down to man, The palm is awarded the Navy, For buggering whatever it can Further experimentation Has incontrovertibly shown, That comparative safety on shipboard Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone. filename[ ADMENLIS JY ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY=== Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Albania Anthem Native Text, Albatross, Alberta, Aley Aley, All Around My Hat, All Around My Hat Parody, All The Earth, All the Pretty Little Horses, All the World is Desolation, All Through the Night, Allison Gross, Alma Mater Cornell, Alouette, Alpha Phi Omega Toast, Alteh Buck, Altered, Alumbering We Go, Amelia Earharts Last Flight, Amtrak Song, Andrew Marteen, Andrew Ross Andrew Rose, Andro and His Cutty Gun, Angels We Have Heard On High, Angus Hempstead, Ann O Hethersgill, Antigua Anthem Text, Apple Computer, Apple Pickers Reel, Argentina Native Anthem Text, Arkys Toast, Army Bean, Army Bugs, Around Cape Horn, As I Walked Out, Asteroid Light, At the Boarding House, Auferstanden Aus Ruinen, Auld Lang Syne Original, Auld Matrons, Australia Anthem Text, Away In A Manger, Baby I Need Your Loving, Bahamas Anthem Text, Bangladesh Anthem Text, Barbados Anthem Text, Bayern Hat Verloren, Belarus Anthem Text, Belgium Native Anthem Text, Belize Anthem Text, Bermuda Anthem Text, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy