Song Lyrics Unknown - Callib Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Callib Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Callib Song Theme ID: 3574 Album: N/A CAL-LIB SONG or How to Get a Man Since I was a tiny tot, mama taught me quite a lot How to look, how to sew and cook And of course, how to get a man Mama read the magazine, watch the color TV screen Each advertiser made her wiser at how to get a man My mama tell me: "Don't show too much common sense, I know from experience Use your head at the stove and bed and you'll surely get a man" My mama tell me: "Stay slender like sugar cane, eat no chocolate and no chow mein False eyelashes and perfume splashes will help you get a man" Soon I went on my first date, golly but I could not wait Mama gave me every recipe for how to get a man My mama tell me: "Go gargle with Listerine, take a bath in Mr. Clean Lift your dress up, spray FSD up, That's how to get a man" Don't you tippy toe down the stairs 'til you clip your nose's hairs Shave your armpits and make them charmpits, that's how to get a man Cover up with acnomel, store-bought hair made of dynel Lots of bother, but ask your father, that's how I got a man Finally, a man I got, he eat and he drink a lot Got big belly and kind of smelly, but still it is a man I make for him chocolate cake, half a grapefruit myself I take He got fatter and I got flatter, but still I got a man I am tired now of shaving and for chocolate I'm craving Liberation flag is waving, got to change my plan I tell my mama: "You can keep your recipe for your femininity You may love it, but you may shove it and you may keep that man" I tell my mama: When a man for me does fall, he will love me hair and all He'll admire though I perspire and that will be my man, hey That will be my man by Annette Kirk printed in Here's to the Women @feminist filename[ CALLIB play.exe CALLIB SF ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Can The Circle Be Unbroken, Can Ye Sew Cushions, Can You Dig That Crazy Gibberish, Can You Type Mary Alice, Canada Anthem Text, Canada Native Anthem Text, Canadaio, Candlelight Fisherman, Canine Eneuretic, Cannily Cannily, Cape Anne, Cape Cod Girls, Captain Hanley And Sweet Mazie, Captain Jinks Of The Horse Marines, Captain Ward, Captain Ward And The Rainbow, Captain Wedderburns Courtship, Captains Shanty, Card Song, Careless Love, Carmen, Carol For New Years Day, Carol Of The Bells, Carolina On My Mind, Carrion Crow, Carry It On, Casey Jones, Casey Jones The Union Scab, Castle Of Dromore, Cat Came Back, Cats Are Taking Over, Cats On The Rooftops, Cayman Island Anthem Text, Cecelia, Champion At Drivin Em Crazy, Chandlers Wife, Changes, Charlie Green Play That Thing, Charlie Is My Darling, Chastity Belt, Chatsworth Wreck, Cheerily Man, Cherry Tree Carol, Cheseapeake Gold, Chester, Chestnuts Roasting, Chicken On A Raft, Chickens Are Into The Tomatoes, Chickens In The Garden, Child Of The Railroad Engineer, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy