Song Lyrics Unknown - Can You Type Mary Alice    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Can You Type Mary Alice Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Can You Type Mary Alice Theme ID: 3588 Album: N/A Can you type, Mary Alice My name is Mary Alice Jones and I have come to see About applying for a job with your company I've plenty of experience and ability I know that I am qualified, so please consider me Can you type, Mary Alice, can you type Can your fingers fly across those silver keys Can you answer the telephone and operate a dictaphone And hike your skirt a bit above your knees I don't think you understand the reason I am here I'm not a secretary and I'd like to make that clear I've been to Yale and Harvard and I have a law degree I'd like to be a lawyer now in your company Please, I think someone has a problem and I think it is you There is such a thing as equal rights and I'm prepared to sue I think you need a lawyer now more than you did before Good bye and I'll be seeing you out on the courtroom floor O, I can type, Mr. Johnson, I can type My fingers will fly across those silver keys I'm gonna hop on that telephone, I'm gonna really hum that dictaphone I'm gonna hang you by your ______ in legal fees You'd better learn to type, Mr. Johnson, You'd better learn to type You better get your fingers flying across your own damn keys Your boss is gonna call you on his telephone, unplug your dictaphone I'm gonna hang you by your ______ in legal fees Mr. Johnson, you've got ugly knees. from the singing of Leslie Berman @feminist @work filename[ CANUTYPE SF ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Captain Ward, Captain Ward And The Rainbow, Captain Wedderburns Courtship, Captains Shanty, Card Song, Careless Love, Carmen, Carol For New Years Day, Carol Of The Bells, Carolina On My Mind, Carrion Crow, Carry It On, Casey Jones, Casey Jones The Union Scab, Castle Of Dromore, Cat Came Back, Cats Are Taking Over, Cats On The Rooftops, Cayman Island Anthem Text, Cecelia, Champion At Drivin Em Crazy, Chandlers Wife, Changes, Charlie Green Play That Thing, Charlie Is My Darling, Chastity Belt, Chatsworth Wreck, Cheerily Man, Cherry Tree Carol, Cheseapeake Gold, Chester, Chestnuts Roasting, Chicken On A Raft, Chickens Are Into The Tomatoes, Chickens In The Garden, Child Of The Railroad Engineer, Children Draw Guns, Children Go Where I Send Thee, Children Of Darkness, Chile Native Anthem Text, Chilly Scenes Of Winter, Chilly Winds, China Anthem Text, Chinee Bumboatman, Chinese Truck, Chivalrous Shark, Christ Child Lullaby, Christ Was A Traveler, Christmas Goose, Christmas In The Trenches, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy