Song Lyrics Unknown - Canine Eneuretic    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Canine Eneuretic Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Canine Eneuretic Theme ID: 3593 Album: N/A The Canine Eneuretic (David Everett, Bob Gale) Tune: The Man Who Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo As I trot along the pavement With an independent air, The people stop and stare, But I really couldn't care -- As each tree and lamppost comes along, I cock my leg and point my dong. I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in Harlow I'm a canine eneuretic, I'm the son of Piddling Pete; I flood the drains and stop the trains And once capsized the fleet. From a firehose jet to a garden spray I can simulate a rainy day. I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in Harlow From the top of Abercrombie Way To the 'Swift' at Sherrard's Hatch, I've never met my match On any grassy patch. I'm a tropical storm, and a mountain stream I'm a one-dog hydroelectric scheme. I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in Harlow There are lots of little fatherless dogs In Harlow Town today, But when they point at me I just point the other way. 'Cos to populate, you must copulate, And I'd far rather defecate, I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in Harlow And when I die and go to Hell And in my grave I'm laid, Be careful where you tread, Be sure it's on my head, 'Cos if my bladder should happen to burst, Remember it's women and children first, I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in Harlow @animal @parody @dog @scatological filename[ ENEURTC BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Careless Love, Carmen, Carol For New Years Day, Carol Of The Bells, Carolina On My Mind, Carrion Crow, Carry It On, Casey Jones, Casey Jones The Union Scab, Castle Of Dromore, Cat Came Back, Cats Are Taking Over, Cats On The Rooftops, Cayman Island Anthem Text, Cecelia, Champion At Drivin Em Crazy, Chandlers Wife, Changes, Charlie Green Play That Thing, Charlie Is My Darling, Chastity Belt, Chatsworth Wreck, Cheerily Man, Cherry Tree Carol, Cheseapeake Gold, Chester, Chestnuts Roasting, Chicken On A Raft, Chickens Are Into The Tomatoes, Chickens In The Garden, Child Of The Railroad Engineer, Children Draw Guns, Children Go Where I Send Thee, Children Of Darkness, Chile Native Anthem Text, Chilly Scenes Of Winter, Chilly Winds, China Anthem Text, Chinee Bumboatman, Chinese Truck, Chivalrous Shark, Christ Child Lullaby, Christ Was A Traveler, Christmas Goose, Christmas In The Trenches, Cielito Lindo, Cigarettes Whiskey And Wild Wild Women, Cinco Duros, Cindy, Circle Game, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy