Song Lyrics Unknown - Cats On The Rooftops    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Cats On The Rooftops Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Cats On The Rooftops Theme ID: 3616 Album: N/A CATS ON THE ROOFTOPS cho: Cats on the rooftops, cats on the tiles Cats with syphilis, cats with piles Cats with their assholes wreathed in smiles Revel in the joys of fornication. The crocodile is a funny animile He only comes once in a very great while But when he comes he floods the Nile As he revels in the joys of fornication. The camel has a lot of fun His night's complete when he is done For he always has two humps for one As he revels in the joys of fornication. The baboon's rear is an eerie sight His asshole gleams like a neon light And when he comes, he lights the night As he revels in the joys of fornication. The monkey, good as monkeys go, Erect can go an inch or so And when he comes, it's time to go As he revels in the joys of fornication. (or, for some non-animal, and somewhat kinkier verses:) When you wake up in the morning with an interesting stand And you're conscious of some pressure from your seminary gland And you haven't got a woman, you must take it in your hand And revel in the joys etc. When you wake up in the morning with your belly full of joy And your woman isn't handy, for she's off at her employ You must place it in the rectum of your youngest, plumpest boy And revel etc. Note: Final two verses from John Roberts and Mike Sahl, respectively, others from the streets of Brooklyn, ca 1945. tune: John Peel filename[ CATSROOF play.exe JOHNPEEL RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cherry Tree Carol, Cheseapeake Gold, Chester, Chestnuts Roasting, Chicken On A Raft, Chickens Are Into The Tomatoes, Chickens In The Garden, Child Of The Railroad Engineer, Children Draw Guns, Children Go Where I Send Thee, Children Of Darkness, Chile Native Anthem Text, Chilly Scenes Of Winter, Chilly Winds, China Anthem Text, Chinee Bumboatman, Chinese Truck, Chivalrous Shark, Christ Child Lullaby, Christ Was A Traveler, Christmas Goose, Christmas In The Trenches, Cielito Lindo, Cigarettes Whiskey And Wild Wild Women, Cinco Duros, Cindy, Circle Game, Circumstances Alter Cases, City Of Baltimore, City Of New Orleans, Clares Dragoons, Clear Away In The Morning, Clear Away The Morning Dew, Clear The Track, Clementine, Clerk Colvill, Clerk Saunders, Cloakmakers Union, Cluck Old Hen, Coachmans Whip, Coal And Albert Berry, Coal Barons Song, Coal Black Rose, Coal Tattoo, Coal Town Road, Cocaine Lil, Cockels And Mussels, Cod Liver Ile, Cold Haily Rainy Night, Cold Winter Shadow, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy