Song Lyrics Unknown - Champion At Drivin Em Crazy    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Champion At Drivin Em Crazy Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Champion At Drivin Em Crazy Theme ID: 3619 Album: N/A Champion At Drivin' Em Crazy Ian Robb Melody: Limerick Rake I am a bold Irishman, Murphy's me name. I'm known as a piper and fiddler of fame. Tin whistlin's me forte, on the flute I'm the same At the squeeze-box there's none can me equal. I whistle for breakfast, and pipe for me tea I play me ould flute twenty-five hours a day. And I can't understand why so many folk say I'm champion at drivin' 'em crazy. Well, I once had a sweetheart, so fair and divine She said that she loved me, I thought she was mine. She'd the shape of a fiddle and her hair was so fine For bowstrings you'd sure find no better. She told me forever her love would endure; She asked me to kiss her, me answer was, " Sure. And why not? It's good practice for my embouchure!" I'm champion at drivin' 'em crazy. Well, this lass was persistent and her efforts soon led To a room in a pub with a big double bed And she said," Do you know it is time we were wed? " I said, " Is that a reel or a hornpipe? " Well I took off my clothes and down on the bed sat Says she, " Won't your whistle go longer than that?" I said, "What takes your fancy, is it F or B-flat? " I'm champion at drivin' 'em crazy. Well, a little while after, she says to me, "Pat, I think that your whistlin' is making me fat." And, a few months being over, she up and begat A wee fellow, the image of me. Well, at three weeks of age he could lilt a few tunes; At a month he was batterin' on bodhran and bones. And now he's the master of chanter and drones He'll be champion at drivin' 'em crazy. Well me wife she soon left us, and all in due course For "musical cruelty" she got her divorce, And despite all our vows of "for better or worse," I'm left all alone with the baby. Well, he's Ireland's best piper by quite a long chalk; His fiddling's unequaled from Sligo to Cork, And, as soon as he learns how to walk and to talk He'll be champion at drivin' 'em crazy. Recorded by Robb- Hang the Piper @parody @MUSIC filename[ CHAMP2 play.exe LIMERPRG RG ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Chestnuts Roasting, Chicken On A Raft, Chickens Are Into The Tomatoes, Chickens In The Garden, Child Of The Railroad Engineer, Children Draw Guns, Children Go Where I Send Thee, Children Of Darkness, Chile Native Anthem Text, Chilly Scenes Of Winter, Chilly Winds, China Anthem Text, Chinee Bumboatman, Chinese Truck, Chivalrous Shark, Christ Child Lullaby, Christ Was A Traveler, Christmas Goose, Christmas In The Trenches, Cielito Lindo, Cigarettes Whiskey And Wild Wild Women, Cinco Duros, Cindy, Circle Game, Circumstances Alter Cases, City Of Baltimore, City Of New Orleans, Clares Dragoons, Clear Away In The Morning, Clear Away The Morning Dew, Clear The Track, Clementine, Clerk Colvill, Clerk Saunders, Cloakmakers Union, Cluck Old Hen, Coachmans Whip, Coal And Albert Berry, Coal Barons Song, Coal Black Rose, Coal Tattoo, Coal Town Road, Cocaine Lil, Cockels And Mussels, Cod Liver Ile, Cold Haily Rainy Night, Cold Winter Shadow, Colin And Phoebe, Collier Laddie, Colombia Native Anthem Text, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy