Song Lyrics Unknown - Christmas Goose    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Christmas Goose Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Christmas Goose Theme ID: 3647 Album: N/A The Christmas Goose SOURCE: Bob Pfeffer SOURCE'S SOURCE: Lani Herrmann (1985? FSGW Getaway) COMMENTS: A capella; group harmony needed on chorus TEXT: CHORUS (sung after each verse & twice at the end): All around the greenwood so early in the morn The merry merry huntsman blows his silver bugle horn. It was at an inn in Manchester, "The Cornstalks" was the sign, A famous public where commercials used to sleep and dine. A traveler one Christmas eve, as long had been his use, Called in to spend his holiday and choose his Christmas goose. Well, he sipped his glass of sherry and he smoked his mild cigar And chatted with the landlord and the customers at the bar And not a thought of wickedness did enter in his head Until the chambermaid came down to light him to his bed He followed her right close behind, he squeezed her on the stairs He kissed her by the chamber door before he said his prayers He gave to her a guinea to prevent her bein' vexed And then he blew the candle out, and you can guess the next. Next morn this gay Lothario discharged his little bill He tipped the boots and tossed the landlord for a parting gill And where he went to afterwards I really couldn't say Suffice he came to choose his goose the very next Christmas day. Next Christmas time came round again, which filled his heart with glee He rambled 'round from town to town, and strange sights did he see Until he come to Manchester, and put up for the night At "The Cornstalks", which twelve months before had filled him with delight. Well, he sauntered in the coffee room, as jaunty as could be Where many a rooster like himself was waitin' for his tea He ordered up the very best the landlord could produce And called the waiter back to say, "Now don't forget the goose!" Right speedily a tray was brought with eatables galore And by the selfsame chambermaid he'd kissed twelve months before But when he looked beneath the cloth, no eatables were piled Instead of eatables he found a big fat bumping child. Enraged at hearing others laugh, "What is this here?" says he "Come sit you down beside me, sir, and I'll tell you," says she. "Last year you was so generous, nay, do not think it strange. You gave to me a guinea; well, I've brought you back your change." @Xmas @harmony @seduction @baby filename[ XMASGOOS RPf ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Clear Away In The Morning, Clear Away The Morning Dew, Clear The Track, Clementine, Clerk Colvill, Clerk Saunders, Cloakmakers Union, Cluck Old Hen, Coachmans Whip, Coal And Albert Berry, Coal Barons Song, Coal Black Rose, Coal Tattoo, Coal Town Road, Cocaine Lil, Cockels And Mussels, Cod Liver Ile, Cold Haily Rainy Night, Cold Winter Shadow, Colin And Phoebe, Collier Laddie, Colombia Native Anthem Text, Colorado Trail, Come All Ye Southern Soldiers, Come All You Coal Miners, Come All You Garners Gay, Come And Dine, Come And Join The Air Force, Come Be A Soldier For Marlboro And Me, Come By The Hills, Come Fare Away, Come Feed The Black Sow, Come Kiss Me Love, Come O My Love, Come to Sin, Come To The Bower, Comical Ditty, Comin Round The Mountain, Coming Down With Old Vd, Coming Of The Roads, Coming Round The Mountain, Commonwealth Of Toil, Commuters Coronach, Computer Love Song, Con Las Abejas, Confederate Yankee Doodle, Congleton Bear, Congo River, Constant Sorrow, Constitution And The Guerriere, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy