Song Lyrics Unknown - Director Of Admissions    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Director Of Admissions Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Director Of Admissions Theme ID: 3852 Album: N/A DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS Director of Admissions, my ma's an engineer, My sister's a computer, my brother is a gear, My father is a robot, my grandpa's also queer, Leaping logic, naturally I'm here! Dear Roland B. Greeley, according to you, I oughta study history at Smith or BU I ain't husband hunting, they're ill-gotten gains. Deep down inside me I got brains, We got brains! We got brains, we got brains, we got hairy brains, Like inside the least of us is brains. Dear fascinating Techman, you gotta understand, That when I'm doing physics, I cannot hold your hand. It's not I'm anti-social, it's flunking out I fear. Creeping Cambridge, that's how I'm still here! Dear drab lifeless coeds, it's really a shame You're lacking social polish and your training's to blame You look more like oysters than ravishing pearls But deep down inside you, you are girls, We are girls! We are girls, we are girls, we are female girls! Like we're biologically girls! Dear philanthropic Fassett, I'm socially deprived, I'm lacking proper culture, I never have arrived. You think your dormitory is gonna cure these ills, OK Freddie, you can pay the bills! Yea, verily coeds, it's for your own good, This way we can be certain that you live as you should. Financial arrangements are easily made. All 5.0 students will get aid. We got aid! We got aid, we got aid, we got student aid! Yea, the best of us got student aid! The trouble is we're ladies, the trouble is we're slobs, The trouble is we're brainy, the trouble is we're snobs, The trouble is we're learning, the trouble is we've learned 5.0's aren't so casually earned! Dear Kenneth R. Wadleigh, we're down on our knees. We have all been told about the birds and the bees. Dear Kenneth R. Wadleigh, what are we to do? Gee, Kenneth R. Wadleigh . . . . . . . . Tune: Officer Krupke @parody @college @school filename[ DIRADMIS JY ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Doctor In Fife, Doctors Lament, Dodger Song, Does The Spearmint Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost, Doffin Mistress, Dog And Gun, Dogs Meeting, Dollar Aint A Dollar, Dollar Alarm Clock, Donald Macgillavry, Donald Wheres Your Trousers, Done Laid Around, Doney Gal, Donkey Riding, Donna Donna, Dont Cry In Your Sleep, Dont Forget The Union Label, Dont Go In Them Lions Cage Tonight, Dont Go Out Tonight Dear Father, Dont Let Your Deal Go Down, Dont Put Your Finger Up Your Nose, Dont Think Twice Its All Right, Dont You Hear Jerusalem Moan, Doodle Dandy, Doodle Let Me Go Yeller Gals, Doors To My Mind, Douglas Tragedy, Dove She Is A Pretty Bird, Dover Strand, Dowie Dens Of Yarrow, Down Among The Dead Men, Down By The Glenside Bold Fenian Men, Down Down Down, Down In Charleston Jail, Down In My Sallys Garden, Down In The Coal Mine, Down In The Valley, Down On The Picket Line, Down Went Mcginty, Down With The Old Canoe, Doxology Ii, Dr Freud, Drawing Near To The Merry Month Of May, Dreadful Ghost, Dreadful Memories, Dreadnaught, Dreary Black Hills, Dremlen Feygl Drowsing Birds, Drill Ye Tarriers Drill, Drink To Me Only With Thine Eyes, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy