Song Lyrics Unknown - Dunderbeck    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Dunderbeck Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Dunderbeck Theme ID: 3931 Album: N/A DUNDERBECK G - D7 G / G - A7 D/ C G Am D7 / G - D7 G There was a man named Dunderbeck, invented a machine, For grinding things to sausage meat and it was run by steam. Now kitchen cats and long-tailed rats will never more be seen, They'll all be ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine. Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean To ever have invented the sausage meat machine? Now long tailed rats and pussy cats will never more be seen, They'll all be ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine. One day a little fat boy came walking in the store. He bought a pound of sausage and laid them on the floor. Then he began to whistle, he whistled up a tune, The sausages, they jumped, they barked, they danced 'round the room. CHORUS On day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go, And Dunderbeck, he crawled inside to see what made it so. His wife, she had a nightmare, she was walking in her sleep She gave a yank and turned the crank and Dunderbeck was meat. CHORUS ----------------------------------------------------------------- This version is a combination of the versions from "Folk Songs for Fun" and "101 plus 5 Folk Songs for Camp". From 101: "Recently the newspapers uncovered a story about some major meat packing concerns who were packing their ground meat with horse meat and kangaroo meat. Evidently, this practice isn't new and here's a song about Dunderbeck and his meat machine. It reminds me of a sign I saw in a meat packing plant in Rutland, Vermont, "USE MEAT CUTTING KNIVES CAREFULLY -- DON'T PUT YOURSELF INTO YOUR WORK'." @animal @work filename[ DUNDER play.exe SONGAMB DC ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Eastern Wind, Eat Berthas Mussels, Eat Worms, Ebenezer, Ecuador Native Anthem Text, Eddystone Light, Eden Was Just Like This, Edmund Fitzgerald, Edmund Of The Hill Ned Of The Hill, Edward Ballad, Edward In The Lowlands, Egypt Anthem Text, Egyptian Ella, Eileen Aroon, El Paso, Elanoy, Election Song, Elements, Eleven Thirds, Elf Call, Elsie Marley, Emilys Animals, England Has Taken Me, Enniskillen Dragoons, Eppie Morrie, Erie Canal, Erie Canal Mule Named Sal, Erin Go Bragh, Eringobragh, Erins Green Shore, Erzherzog Johann Jodler Wo I Geh Und Steh, Escape Of Old John Webb, Essay In Creative Specification, Essiquibo River, Estonia Native Anthem Text, Eternal Doom, Ethiopia Anthem Text, Evening Song Cornell, Evergreen Bar, Every Man, Every Night When The Sun Goes In, Every Star Shall Sing A Carol, Everybody Does It In Hawaii, Everythings Going My Way, Evilhearted Man, Ewie Wi The Crookit Horn, Factory Girl, Factory Lad, Faded Coat Of Blue, Fair And Free Elections, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy