Song Lyrics Unknown - Eat Berthas Mussels    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Eat Berthas Mussels Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Eat Berthas Mussels Theme ID: 3943 Album: N/A EAT BERTHA'S MUSSELS (John Roberts) (G) F# Eat Bertha's mussels, they're the best there is by far You can eat them in the dining room, you can eat them in the bar So when you're ashore in Baltimore and you fancy a bite to eat Just follow your nose to Bertha's, you'll be in for a rare old treat Now a sailor came to Bertha's with a problem most severe His manly pride had atrophied from a voyage of forty years A couple of plates of mussels, now he sings in a different key His jib boom's set right, he'll be in there tonight, and he'll never go back to sea. CHORUS Now a lady came to Bertha's, who wanted a daughter or a son The doctors had said with a shake of the head that she couldn't have either one So she ate a plate of mussels and went home to her husband dear She tuned up his cryth, and I'll tell you the truth, she had triplets the very same year. CHORUS They will cure your diarrhea, cure your constipation, too. Just swallow a box for the chicken pox, the measles or the flu. Now, if you fancy a healthy life, get your daily doses straight A plate a day of Bertha's mussels, and you'll live 'til you're 98. CHORUS By John Roberts about Bertha's Mussels on Fells Point in Baltimore. @food @medicine @sailor filename[ BERTHMUS D ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Egyptian Ella, Eileen Aroon, El Paso, Elanoy, Election Song, Elements, Eleven Thirds, Elf Call, Elsie Marley, Emilys Animals, England Has Taken Me, Enniskillen Dragoons, Eppie Morrie, Erie Canal, Erie Canal Mule Named Sal, Erin Go Bragh, Eringobragh, Erins Green Shore, Erzherzog Johann Jodler Wo I Geh Und Steh, Escape Of Old John Webb, Essay In Creative Specification, Essiquibo River, Estonia Native Anthem Text, Eternal Doom, Ethiopia Anthem Text, Evening Song Cornell, Evergreen Bar, Every Man, Every Night When The Sun Goes In, Every Star Shall Sing A Carol, Everybody Does It In Hawaii, Everythings Going My Way, Evilhearted Man, Ewie Wi The Crookit Horn, Factory Girl, Factory Lad, Faded Coat Of Blue, Fair And Free Elections, Fair And Tender Ladies, Fair Annie, Fair At Turloughmore, Fair Eliza, Fair Flower Of Northumberland, Fair Maid Stranded On The Turnpike, Fair Nottamun Town, Fair O Balnaminna, Fair Rosie, Faithful Johnny, Fall Dee Ray, False Bride, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy