Song Lyrics Unknown - Fair Maid Stranded On The Turnpike    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> U>> Unknown Singer Lyrics [Unknown other resources]>> Fair Maid Stranded On The Turnpike Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Unknown Music Title/Track: Fair Maid Stranded On The Turnpike Theme ID: 3997 Album: N/A Fair Maid Stranded on the Turnpike (Joan Sprung) Lovely Sally was a maiden, as pure as she was sweet, Hair in ringlets to her waist and sandals on her feet. She wore a little granny dress which was so very thin, That you could see 'most all of Sally that was there within. Tra la la la, too-roo-dee-noo, falutin' dingle day She was on her way to market for to buy some beer and chips When on the way her car broke down, scarce halfway on her trip. A tall young man did stop to help, as strong as he was large. He said he would be pleased to give her battery a charge. And after but a little time, this young man, he grew bold. He drew out his jumper cables as they rested by the road. She cried, ''I hardly know you.'' so he said, ''My name is Jules. My stock in trade is bodywork; I have with me my tools.'' He tinkered with her manifold, likewise her points and plugs, For he'd had much experience with cars just like her bug. And by the evening of the day, her motor purred and sighed. He jumped in his milk-white sports car, down the turnpike he did ride. Now Sally, though no longer pure, has gotten very wise. For in her car he left behind a very big surprise. So gather round, young maidens, if adventure you desire, Then shun the man who drives away and leaves you a spare tire. @bawdy @seduction @car filename[ MDTRNPKE BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY Related Lyrics Random lyrics: False Young Man, Family Song, Family Tree, Famine Song Praties They Grow Small, Famous Flower Of Serving Men, Faraway Tom, Fare Thee Well Enniskillen, Fare Ye Well Lovely Nancy, Farewell, Farewell And Adieu, Farewell Dear Love, Farewell Farewell, Farewell He, Farewell To Carlingford, Farewell To Funery, Farewell To Grog, Farewell To Nova Scotia, Farewell To Old Bedford, Farewell To Tarwathie, Farewell To The Gold, Farewell To Whisky, Farmer Feeds Them All, Farnesol, Fartheralong, Fatal Glass Of Beer, Father Was Killed By The Pinkerton Men, Fathers Whiskers, Fathom The Bowl, Feelin, Felix The Soldier, Feliz Navidad, Feller From Fortune, Female Highwayman, Female Smuggler, Female Transport, Fenians Escape, Festival Love, Few Days, Fiddlers Green, Fiddlers Green Cavalry, Field Of The Willows, Fifty Cents, Fighter Pilots, Final Trawl, Finland Anthem Text, Finland Native Anthem Text, Finlandia Hymni, Finnegans Other Wake, Fire Down Below, Fire In The Hole, Other Unknown song Lyrics 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Lyrics A Bird in a Gilded Cage Lyrics A Fenian Song Lyrics A Fool Such As I Lyrics A Friend Like You Lyrics A Hero of the Wrong War Lyrics A Horse Named Bill Lyrics A Hundred Years from Now Lyrics A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak Lyrics A Little Bit of Solitude Lyrics A Living Wage Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Unknown Prophets Lyrics Unleashed Lyrics Unleashed Power Lyrics Unlimited Nation Lyrics Unlimited Sound Lyrics UNLOCO Lyrics Unlord Lyrics UNLV Lyrics Unni Wilhelmsen Lyrics Uno Svenningsson Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy